Good thing there are over a dozen other ones ripening on the vine, lmao. First timer’s mistake! #homesteading #queerhomesteading #whorticulture #derrythepig

Then there’s THESE absolute buffoons

#derrythepig #DetectiveOliviaBenson #pitbull #potbelly #interspecieslove

#derrythepig #potbellypig #adoptdontshop #smoothoperator #thatswagtho 😍

Iffffff you’re in the #DMV and wanna contribute foodstuffs to my surgical recovery, here’s the link! If not, well, I wish you seven years of bad sex 😜

mealtrain.com/gvqdy8

(( photo of #derrythepig for algorithm nonsense but OMG HOW CUTE IS HE?! ))

The fucking harbingers of doom over here #thedrama #derrythepig #odin

brand new year, same old boundaries 😂

#HNY2025 #DerrythePig #DetectiveOliviaBenson