#DieTeslaDie !!!
Graph showing a massive drop in Tesla’s stock price.
Who says the stock market is nothing but bad news?
#DieTeslaDie
I’ve said it before, and in honor of sla’s TREMENDOUS auger in about 22 hours from now…
Someone or thing could PAY ME $3k/mo to drive ANY sla & I would spit in their face.
#DieTeslaDie
I'm up 16.5% on the tesla short etp I bought yesterday! $TSLQ #shorttesla #TSLQ #dietesladie #elon4cancer
Multiple articles describe Tesla’s “unprecedented brand damage.”
Correction: Unprecedented AND self-inflicted #DieTeslaDie
The recall will additionally make our roads safer as other drivers will no longer be compelled to flip off Cybertruck drivers while screaming “Fuck you and that ugly-ass pile of penile insecurity!” #DieTeslaDie
Three news headlines tell Tesla’s much deserved tales of woe.
I read the news today, oh boy… #DieTeslaDie
Chart showing Tesla’s plummeting stock price.
We now return to our regularly scheduled dying. #DieTeslaDie
Yet another chart showing the steep decline of Tesla’s stock price.
The terrible, terrible consequences of Ketamine addiction. #DieTeslaDie
Chart showing Tesla stock price dropping 10% in one morning.
Cue Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” #DieTeslaDie
Chart of Tesla stock shows plummeting price.
One thing Kevlar can’t protect is your stock price. #DieTeslaDie