I can’t believe that I’ve not yet posted on Bluesky about middle age being terrible, so here goes: Middle age is terrible!

#youhearditherefirst #notreallybreakingnewsthough #doesanyonestilldohashtags

Text: "Due to eating some props on stage, Abhora was promptly rushed to the ER"

Is it wrong that I want to make this my banner?

#Dracula #DuetoeatingsomepropsonstageAbhorawaspromptlyrushedtothER
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