“HEY, BREAKFASTS! DOOBIE WANNA GO TO HOUSE N’ SEZ ‘MISSER SQUEAKER MOM BEARS!’ ALSO!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"IF U NEED XTRY PAT SEE PAWS, TAKE 2 N' CALL DOOBIE IN DA MORNIN'... BUT 1LY IF CAN PUT PEE PEE KING IN HAM SCUFFS, BREAKFASTS!" ~ Dobby 7/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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"LOTTO BOB, HAM CLOCK, A DAM, CHOOSY HINOJOSA, JOAN OF HUFF, SPEWS, NAT KING JOHN, PEE PEE KING, MEN N' DEEZ, KIDDIE TOWN, BORIS N' MY TASHA, SANTA CLAWS, CAT PARK, POP TART, CHUCK HAIRY, SQUIRTNER, SPORK, YEEEST, ZITI ZITI!

ALL DA NYMS. 6/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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"MEEKA SEZ DAT NOT IT NEITHER. BUT PAT SEE PAWS MEBBE SEZ OTTER TING. N E WAYZ. GONNA DO DA NYMS:

AVACADO, COTTONFART, BIRDGOOD, RIO BLANCO, YELLOW PEE, COOKIE, CRATE N' BARREL, QUE SARA HEART, FLOOR WAS, ROLO G, BARF BOOTZ... 5/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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"MEEKA SEZ IZ NOT LIKE SWATCH TEEM WIF HAM SCUFFS, BUT I OK WIF PHILBERT PEE PEE KING LIKE BALLBOOM N' POP! IZ GOOD TV. 4/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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"MEEKA SEZ DAT NOT HOW PHILBERT BUSTER GO. BUT DOOBIE KNOW PEE PEE KING--NEW EXCEL CENT NYM BTW--IZ 1LY PHILBERT IN SENT ATE. DOOBIE VERY SMRT. GONNA B NEXT PAT SEE PAWS! 3/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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"BUT DOOBIE IZ PROFESSIONAL FOSSER DOG! GOT BIDNIZ CARD! CAN STAY UP 2 C SENTRY AVACADO PUT PEE PEE KING IN HAM SCUFFS! 2/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"HEY BREAKFAAAASTS! DOOBIE HAZ EXCITES 4 SENTRY AVACADO 2 DO A PHILBERT BUSTER! MEEKA SEZ IS GONNA GO AFFER BED TIMES 😴 1/7 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“NEED NEW NYM 4 HICKEY COZ SHE HATE NAAMLK! WAZ GONNA SEZ ‘POOPLAND’ BUT POOP BETTER DAN HICKEY!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“SPEAKER BABY SPICE AGENT SHOULD KNOW NOT 2 HAVE TROOPIES STALKERING OTTER MEMBERS. BUT HE DONUT. DIS Y HE ‘SPEAKER CHURROS’ NO MORE!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"DOOBIE THINK GENERAL AFFIRM CARE NOT FOR SPEAKER CHURROS N' NEED TO TAKE BIRD OFF FACE SO HE JUST BABY SPICE--NOT BABY SPICE AGENCY." 6/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"DEN CORVID HAPPEN N' SOME REPREHENSIBLES GROWED MOLD ON DEY FACES LIKE MURRSTACHE GROW MOLDSTACHE ON HIM FACE. BUT SPEAKER CHURROS DECIDE TO GROW FACE NEST. MOLDSTACHE LOOK LIKE SHERIFF IN TOWEL. 5/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

Texas House Speaker Dennis Bonnen offered media access to Empower Texans, suggested it target certain Republicans, recording shows Bonnen also spoke disparagingly about multiple Democrats, calling one House member “vile” and suggesting that another’s “wife’s gonna be really pissed when she learns he’s gay.”

"MEEKA SEZ HE DID MEAN TO HIM FRENS IN 2019 B4 DOOBIE GOT BORNED. N', GOTTA SEZ, FRENS NOT 4 WHATEVER DA FUDGE DIS IZ, ICEHOLE CHURROS! 4/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"LOOK LIKE HE BABY SPICE AGENT. N' WE NO LIKE SPICE AGENTS COZ THEY STEAL THE SPICES AND ALSO THEY STEAL THE BABYS. 3/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"DOOBIE NOT KNOW SPEAKER CHURROS NOT BORN WIF BIRD ON FACE. DOOBIE KNOW NOW! 2/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"HEY, BREAKFASTS! DOOBIE MAKE POST ABOUT BIRD ON SPEAKER CHURROS' FACE! 1/6 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“MEBBE SPEAKER CHURROS TELL OTTER MEMBERS TO TAKE A SHOWER! CAN SMELL DEM FRUM MEEKA’S HOUSE N’ IZ A BAD SMELL! EBEN MOO FIN CAN SMELLS DEM N’ HE DON’T SMELL NOTHIN’ USUAL! DAT Y DEMMY CATS HAV 2 LEAF STATE! IZ SMELLY, BREAKFASTS! EBEN SPLODED KEVIN KRAKEN III’S HEAD!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“IN CON CLOUD: QWERTY BRAKES NEED FARTS N’ CRAPS, BUTT NOT REPREHENSIBLE ONES. DOOBIE CAN HAZ CHEEZ BIRDER PIT NICK NOW?” ~ Dobby

9/9 #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“BUTT U CAN DO FARTS N’ CRAPS WIF US! SEE MOO FIN WANNA GO 2 SHIT CARGO OR SACK ROE MINT OH. TANKS FOR GETTIN’ WURD OUT, COCKY ROACH!” ~ Dobby

8/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“KITTEHS ASKS IF MEEKA BLUD IZ GOOD 4 FARTS N’ CRAPS, BUTT A DUMB KINKY AID (EXCEL CENT NYM) GOTZ HIS MEN SEES ALL OBER MEP. NO MOAR RED, THX! MEBBE NEED NOOBER SO MOAR COLORS CAN B SEED. MEBBE JUS NEED TAMP ON/OFF SWITCH.” ~ Dobby

7/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“WE GOTZ LIMIT ON FARTS N’ CRAPS STUFFS COZ: DIS ICE HOLE. SHE THINK ALL THINGS STICKZ EVEN KITTEHS. BUT U CAN DOPT HER SOZ MOO FIN N’ DOOBIE GETZ MOAR FARTS N’ CRAPS STUFFS!” ~ Dobby

6/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“POOP ON RED IZ RITE! N’ 🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴 IZ MAKE MORE CENTZ 4 MEPS. WE AIN’T EVEN GOT TUMS N’ WE MAKE BETTER MEP!” ~ Dobby

5/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“GUESS DOOBIE GOTTA GET DEEZ FARTS N’ CRAPS GOIN’. MOO FIN GONNA HELP COZ HE DONE MEPS STUFFS IN 2020.” ~ Dobby

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“ONELY FARTS N’ CRAPS DIS TIME IS REPREHENSIBLE FARTS N’ CRAPS OR GENITAL POP TARTS ARGLEBARGLE MINTS!!! DONUT ET DA ARGLEBARGLE MINTS! GIV HIM BIBBLE LICK CALL DIM VERSE!” ~ Dobby

3/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

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“LASS TIME DET HAZ REPREHENSIBLE SPLATTERS TONS MAKIN’ MEME O’ SELF N’ SPEAKER SPEAKER STUFF GOTTED ALL DA CONTRUCTSHUN PEPPERS 2 MAKE DA HALL PISSES! SPEAKER CHURROS NO DO DAT! WHERE POTTY BREAKS? IN PANTALOONS?” ~ Dobby

2/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“HEY BREAKFASTS! DOOBIE HEARED BOUT LASS QWERTY BRAKE N’ DERE WUZ WAAAAY MORE FARTS N’ CRAPS. BUTT DOOBIE IZ 3 GEARS OLD SO MISTED IT! NO FARES 🧵 TIME!” ~ Dobby

1/ #txlege #dogsoftxlege

"LISSEN, COTTONFART! U GOT NO MARINARA SAUSE. NO SEZ U DOES, BREAKFAST!" ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“SENTRY ED’S CLERK CALL KRACKNBARRELL ‘CRETIN’. MEEKA ALSO CALL HIM ‘CRETIN’. DOOBIE CALL HIM ‘KRACKNBARREL’ COZ IZ EXCEL CENT NYM! DIS WHY DOOBIE IZ NEXT PAT SEE PAWS! BUT GONNA NEED SOME PEARLS, BREAKFASTS.” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“LISSEN, BLAND HAT TRIX! U GRAVEL IN OR GO HOME! U NO MAKIN’ EVER 1 WAIT 4 ALL OF THE TIMES!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege

“1 MORE THING, BREAKFASTS: DOOBIE CAN DREW BETTER MAP THAN DIS BUTTER BLOW LOG FIRM! N’ DOOBIE CAN NOT HOLD MARKERS WIF PAWS!” ~ Dobby #txlege #dogsoftxlege