I have Two of everything

#comesintwo #two #onetwo #pairs #dontbealarmed #thisisnormal #doesthislooknormal #double #double #freaklikeme #freak #don'tstare #werido #werid #goodwerid #she'swerid

I gotta learn to lie. Messed around and told Wednesday crochet girlie the actual start and not she wants to go first thing. And she be punctual!

Ma’am, I still be easing into my day “first thing”. Operation #DontBeAlarmed is not going so well because once again, I’m setting my alarm