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Nothing like an unexpected power outage after hearing that US commanders are telling service members that we're kicking off a holy war.

Turns out it the outage was just caused by a traffic accident, but your brain can't help but also wonder, "Did someone do something?!"

Good times […]

Let’s Have a War
So you can go and die..

youtu.be/8JsCxSiyaAU?...

#dumbestTimelineEver

The dumbest timeline ever gets even dumber thanks to the cultists & A.I.

#WRR #DumbestTimelineEver

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A dude who voted himself a million dollars is questioning Jack Smith’s ethics…

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#AndWhereAreTheEspteinFiles?

😶......
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Also glorious. #oil #Trump #Dumbesttimelineever

More US president brain farts:

Donald Trump claims credit for 5G technology, but like the complete and utter dumbass he is, thinks it's camera megapixels.

6G gonna be lit!

Probably gonna get hours of praise for his smarts by his surrounding court of sycophants for this one…

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Feds bring woman to U.S. to face charges, then say she’s here illegally A federal magistrate judge called the situation “Kafkaesque” at a hearing in U.S. District Court in Washington.

This has to be the most expensive and idiotic way to juice ICE's deportation stats -- i.e., extradite criminals to the US, then immediately arrest and deport them. "Look! We found some criminals to deport!" #DumbestTimelineEver

wapo.st/4pZyiCQ

Trump is going to start a war with Venezuela to try and Wag The Dog around the Epstein stuff… #DumbestTimelineEver

OMG this woman is such a delusional idiot. Still waiting for the name and mugshot of the founder of antifa's girlfriend from Portland.🙄🤔
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It's almost as if your actions have real life consequences. Who knew?
You'd think farmers would have a handle on "as ye sow, so shall ye reap", but I guess not
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Giuliani crashes his car, get the Presidential Medal of Freedom. #DumbestTimelineEver #IWantOut

Never mind the return of our “asteroid & saviour”, middle aged white men will cleanse the earth (of life itself) in no time at all! 🤪🤦‍♀️ #DumbestTimelineEver #Geopolitics #ManOrMoron

Pretty sure there’s a far more pressing “Regime Change” we should be facilitating.

#DumbestTimelineEver #MAGACult #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #ParadeOfHorribles #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ButWomenAreTooEmotionalAndErratic
#ThisIsWhyWeCannotHaveNiceThings

Any and everything is happening, that shouldn’t be. Is there anyone awake at the wheel?
Alarming!
#compromised
#nationalsecuritythreat
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#nobootcamp
#newarmywhodis

Finally, affordable healthcare. 🫠 #dumbesttimelineever

With a drink so "probiotically" stupid, you'll be begging to go vegan instead!
#dumbesttimelineever #pasteurizemedaddy

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No, this not a real tweet is all my brain can scream! #DumbestTimelineEver

So this administration supports viewpoint DEI? #alternativefacts #dumbesttimelineever

So the 1920s got to smuggle alcohol and our version is going to be goods, some of which would be actual necessities.

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Are we all ready for the global economic shift that is about to happen? Get ready for me to buy…….. absolutely nothing. Ever. Except food and Dr Pepper Zero.

#MAGA #MAGAidiots #Stupidisasstupiddoes #Dumbesttimelineever

I hope what MAGA faithful people want to happen, happens directly to them.

Holy Fing Shite, today was a wild minecart ride over the side of a cliff.
My lexicon is well sized but I have no words for what I watched.
I’ve never been so thankful for the stock market to close in my life. Unfortunately tomorrow is a new day for the crash to continue.

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Dumpster tariffs everyone and some penguins…

The DOW craters…

DogE is kneecapping the functionality of the entire country…

The Executive cabinet is dishing out classified info on Signal on the regular…

DUMBEST TIMELINE EVER!
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Women and minorities who were qualified for their roles, who had decades of knowledge and training were fired by HIM? The drunken fool who didn’t realize that a reporter was in the group chat? That there was a group chat about classified information?

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You keep using that word. I am not sure it means what you think it means. #princessbride #dumbesttimelineever

#DumbestTimelineEver.

This from Buddy Carter's Wikipedia page. At NO POINT has anyone believed he is in the same gene pool as the former president. #DumbestTimelineEver