No, no, no... The dark guard was always in the Northern forest... They've held that region for generations. Your family is from there? They must be in the dark guard then.
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Me too, Brute.
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He comes from a long line of men who punch. A whole punch line, if you will.
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So, just to be clear, you're a "Gummistalker," and your Favored Enemy is "Hopes and Dreams..."
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Those are going to be some lucky guys indeed.
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It'll be fine. Everyone is gonna be fine. We'll just save these Durst kids and be on our way...
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Well, I guess I should be happy that I didn't set the campaign in "fantasy New York"
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It'll be just a minute, I've somehow forgotten every spell I've ever known.
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It doesn't matter if you are unwilling to tell the people the truth, you still will.
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They're getting too old for this ish.
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Time for another high fantasy adventure with my best buds who are taking this very seriously.
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Please, somebody stop me.
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The real cursed relics were the friends we made along the way.
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Kids' games are less about controlling yourself and more about keeping them from violating the Geneva Convention.
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Yes, I would guess you could say they found it quite shocking.
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Narrative storytelling? Compelling character drama? Naw, I'm going to shish kebab that farmer who's looking for their dog
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So, yeah, at least as terrible as the barbarian's family sacrificing.themselves to protect them.
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Oh, well, I see a series of decisions were made and, yes, it appears that they had consequences.
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Let Boblin be. He has a family.
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There has to be somewhere fun in one of these Ten Towns.
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The Drake and the Wyrmling it was with are completely stunned.
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It isn't a happy jig! It's a jig of grave danger!
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Scheduling is just its own type of puzzle and all puzzles have a solution.
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1D4 less damage on my Battleaxe is well worth the look on the other Fiends' faces when I went through one demon to hit another while Raging.
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Well, that's gonna be at least 1 of your 9z kitten.
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You fool of a Took.
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When you rescue the Queen first, the adventure is a lot more enjoyable
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I'm not saying your character doesn't believe these things. I'm just saying that if they do, they recently escaped a sanitarium.
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Just ask my main knight, M Knight Shyamalan, I'm very trustworthy.
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You don't seem to realize this is MY heretic.
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