Given the prevailing human misery & despair due to ongoing #dungflailchaos, The Guinea Pigs of #GPHEET and the #EvangelicistCats have issued a rare joint statement: Cute animal content must continue until morale improves.

The Guinea Pig Human Emergency Engagement Team (GPHEET) has millennia of experience in assisting humans to exit dung flail chaos. If you find you need a social, human-experienced, solution-oriented rodent, please reach out. #laughterisresistance #guineapigs #dungflailchaos #dumpsterfire #GPHEET

GPHEET would like to offer this video as humans are widely experiencing #dungflailchaos. We understand that humans use the terms #dumpsterfire & #thisisfine. We hope this helps. youtube.com/shorts/eeF-k... #guineapigs #petsofbluesky #GPHEET #dungflailchaos

In a 19th century color illustration, a group of guinea pigs, in a variety of colors & patterns, have exited a low rectangular hutch in a fenced garden. They are looking around, munching greens, & one dark brown guinea pig is resting on the flat roof of the hutch.

The Guinea Pig Human Emergency Engagement Team (GPHEET) has millennia of experience in assisting humans to exit dung flail chaos. If you find you need a social, human-experienced, solution-oriented rodent, please reach out. #groundhogday #guineapigs #dungflailchaos #REEE #GPHEET