Important life tip: Always ask how long someone can juggle before saying “prove it.”
#CalvinandHobbes #EggOnHisFace

Ahahaha I’m an American, so the egg crisis is a real concern for me, but I’m also a Dane and agree with their official stance that trump can—and should—fuck off!

#eggOnHisFace #Denmark #agentOrangeOfChaos #worstPresidentEver

US asks Denmark for help with egg crisis after bird flu causes shortage The plea comes amid Donald Trump’s trade war and an outbreak of avian flu that has led to shortages and price rises

Trump asking Denmark for eggs after threatening to annex #Greenland is peak audacity.

Imagine trying to strong-arm a country, then hitting them up for an omelet. #EggOnHisFace

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

#EggOnHisFace

While Trump attacks #Denmark and threatens war unless they hand over #Greenland his department of Agriculture is begging them to export eggs to the USA 🇺🇸

#EggOnHisFace