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Jo stands outside a shopping centre underneath two giant lit up candy canes below a Merry Christmas sign. She has her hands in the pockets of her Christmas print pants and a red shirt with Elmo in a wreath that reads “Santa’s Little Helper”.
A screenshot of an Instagram story from December 2021. It includes the hashtag #SantasLittleHelper and tags username @elmobanditz, better known as Agata Dharma. The photo is of Jo in her red Elmo shirt that reads “Santa’s Little Helper”. She is accompanied by Agata who has a big grin on her face. Jo’s hair is much shorter than it is now and she’s about 20kg smaller…
Jo wears a white knitted sweater. It has a rather messy cross-stitch pattern in red wool that reads “Reindeer are better than people”. It has a cross stitch style reindeer on it.
Jo wears her favourite ugly Christmas sweater and black pants with a Christmas print. The sweater is bright green and has llama on it wearing a scarf.
#elfies days 11 & 12 are brought to you by our air conditioning going from “sparks flying” to “Christmas sweaters in summer”. Also Elmo, and because the photo taken this evening is difficult to see, here’s a flashback to a past elfie with Elmo’s biggest fan a few years back.
Jo sits in a red and gold sleigh at Perth airport with Christmas trees on each side. She wears a red and white striped shirt with the word “Merry” across the front in silver letters, blue jeans and black boots.
Jo takes a selfie in the Brisbane Virgin business lounge with a small Christmas tree in the background. She wears purple glasses with a gold chain on them and a dark blue hoody over a red and white striped Christmas shirt with the word “merry” on it in silver lettering. Her pink hair is messy chaos.
Day 3 of #elfies and I am feeling very merry, mainly as I get to sleep in my own bed tonight and tomorrow we pick up Lollycat!
Jo sits with ankles crossed in a gingerbread man armchair found in an arcade in Fortitude Valley. The chair sits atop a red disc with white stripes radiating from the centre, like a piece of candy. Jo wears a black singlet with the word “LIT” in silver stretched across her somewhat generous bosom, with Christmas lights strung across it. In her hair is a gold & silver reversible sequin headband.
Day 2 of daily #elfies - We’re still travelling so I’m still on minimalist Christmas attire… but the sparkly headband did mean I got to attend lots of elevator discos today! Photo taken outside The Precinct in Fortitude Valley.
Jo stands in front of a promotional poster for A Very Naughty Christmas. The poster features a fit young gentleman wearing only a Christmas hat and festive underpants with a present sack over his shoulder. There are rather suggestive pom poms dangling over the groin area. Jo stands beside him in a red shirt that reads “99% naughty, 1% nice” and features a cartoon cat tangled in Christmas lights. She is holding a Prosecco cocktail in one hand and is pretending to gently cup naked Santa’s testicles in the other.
Ross, Maya and Jo stand in front of a promotional poster for a very naughty Christmas. Ross stands slightly to the left in a purple shirt with hands on hips and is smiling. Maya wears a black singlet and long floral skirt and has her hand over her mouth with her rear positioned towards Jo, and an expression that implies she is on the naughty list. Jo is bent over reaching towards Maya’s butt which she is gently spanking. A mostly naked man in a Christmas hat is on the poster between Maya and Jo.
Maya (left) and Jo (right) stand either side of the performer who played Santa. In an unfortunate turn of events he is now fully clothed…
Today @rossminney.bsky.social and I overcame our end-of-cruise blues with @mayadomi.bsky.social by going to see #AVeryNaughtyChristmas in Brisbane. 11/10 we couldn’t stop laughing! Enjoy this selection of Day 1 #elfies
Year 1 we’re welcomed this morning by photocopies of their elf Elfred and Reception’s elf Elfie. They definitely got up to mischief last night, poor Mr Hawkins caught them in the act and he was forced to join in. They’re taking #elfies to the next level!
