met someone today who thinks childish is a synonym for child-like

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#everychildleftbehind

i don’t know which #everychildleftbehind millennial it is who’s in love w/ the west wing mercator map ep who’s implying that greenland is “smaller” than 47 thinks, fueling the push for it.

🗣️ BECAUSE GREENLAND IS STILL TRIPLE THE SIZE OF TEXAS & 1/3 BIGGER THAN ALASKA — your mercator point is moot!

schools don’t teach food safety or meat production, but schools do teach critical thinking, so this is definitely an #everychildleftbehind issue

bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.

im convinced #everychildleftbehind will one day put us in mortal danger because of incorrect or confusing language use lol

is it because we had to tell them chicken nuggets and french fries don’t grow on trees? #everychildleftbehind

is this #ragebait or #everychildleftbehind?

yet another #everychildleftbehind household —because the comment is hilariously on point about how people just don’t know what specific instructions specifically specify lolol

and for those whose kids are sandwiches, there are other options 😩🤔🙄

#everychildleftbehind

another hand for #everychildleftbehind

see! naur. that’s not it.

you turned him IN TO the police, not into. he didn’t become the police. #everychildleftbehind

this is what results when #everychildleftbehind happens; adults end up not having gone thru writing class and not learn how they kill their own stories with useless fluff.

imagine the powerpoints and emails these adults are pushing out into the workforce.

i die.

if you’re worth ANYTHING in the kitchen, you know ceramic & glass dishes are NEVER to be heated on direct heat (not the prob here) & NEVER sparsely filled —always has be a casserole/cake/liquid bc otherwise, like is shown, sparsely filled foods cause hot spots & shattering. #everychildleftbehind

this is comical. an actual #everychildleftbehind result in the wild.

i enter my dbl cheeseburger as ‘no pickles; no onions’ but the maccas system which controls order tickets, custom labels, & the receipt shows this…

because if it didn’t, food assemblers wouldn’t interpret “no…” correctly.

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watching social media posts about the #tsunami is pissing me off.

what do you mean you evacuated your 9th floor concrete apartment?

anything 4th floor & higher is safe in concrete even at sea level!

so you just added to evacuation traffic needlessly 🙄

it’s so #everychildleftbehind

guys, george dubya is still a menace in this world because the kids are now adults being left behind #everychildleftbehind

joke’s on her millennial #everychildleftbehind ass bc the school system failed HER!

she can’t distinguish that using “am” to start a sentence (however its own technical grammar error), is proper and IS NOT a replacement for i, i am, or i’m —and that it is its own subject-absent verb like “being.”

there’s a lot of the leaving behind apparently lol #everychildleftbehind

met an adult who doesn't know the different connotations between "a different" and "another."

#everychildleftbehind

🗣️ singular is NOT a synonym for single, individual, or standalone.

in fact, using singular in place of single in a way to complain or add derogatory note to something the way this woman is doing implies the opposite —so a compliment rather than a complaint.

fix yo shit!

#everychildleftbehind

are people just arguing to argue or is it still the legacy of #everychildleftbehind?

hm. an #everychildleftbehind moment that’s sure to piss off about 30 million people and their friends lol

should’ve labeled the previous post as #everychildleftbehind the way this post also deserves lol

(ftr, there are multiple place names with “minneapolis,” but none in nebraska).

the turnout for the saturday protests have seemed to have made people think the country is fully in support of the party that’s not in power…

but comments like these need to be raised to bring everyone back to earth!

even the #everychildleftbehind crew are voters

so #everychildleftbehind is unending…

switching back to #everychildleftbehind, i get the feeling this person thinks peer review is when you bring your findings to a beer and brat cookout and you chew the fat with your friends about said findings…

or she could’ve learned this is how rfk-jr does peer review ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i just don’t think it’s limited to education… people just lack so much these days lol wtf

#everychildleftbehind

let's jump from inexperienced (if not entitled) american travellers to inexperienced (if not uneducated) people who don't know that gross income is not "disgusting."

lol

#everychildleftbehind

after this video and being called out for taking ZERO accountability and being a big fat american baby, this woman doubled down and started posting screenshots of airline website policies about how they check documents.

reality would like to return to your earth orbit 🙄

#everychildleftbehind

when we talk about #everychildleftbehind, we also mean oregon republicans. the gop caucus has had to admit they miscalculated by more than $50,000,000 the money they claimed the state was missing out on… maybe stick to being dicks,
not calculating figures.

in yet another #everychildleftbehind example of the failure of americans, this makes me wonder what people think “latte” actually means.

do they think starbucks made it up? do they think venti and trenta translate into large and jumbo? LMFAO