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Always carry around a pound worth of dry rice. Vamps are obliged to count each and every grain. Vamp? Pour on the floor the bag. Poor vamp will be kneeling counting the grain while you make your escape. #CunningPlan #EvilCackle
Signed: one who read Montague Summers.

They're tired of each other.
/j #EvilCackle

LIVING FOR THE SAD FACES OF NDSU FANS RN #EVILCACKLE

I think I have a good idea. #evilcackle

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Truthfully, @whaleoil has the bestest ideas. With @carrickgraham, even! www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/7892... #lulz #evilcackle

Pre-emptive lulz for story (written by someone else) tomorrow. #cryptictweet #evilcackle #newfavouritehobby

I'm the evil parent tonight. Taking daughter's phone away from her at 9 PM since she's up all night talking with her gf. #evilcackle

just heard delicious news #evilcackle