I’m waiting for the day when we wake up to the news that Donald didn’t.

#ExParrot

a group of men in suits are carrying coffins in a funeral procession . ALT: a group of men in suits are carrying coffins in a funeral procession .

As I long to see him…
#ExParrot

Nothing wrong with being hoist on your own petard.

Live by, & propagate, right wing-nutter nonsense and you will die by right wing-nutter nonsense.

Dilbert became irrelevant decades ago and now time has come for his creator to join the silent majority.

#ScottAdams
#ExParrot
#🤜🤡

Cryptobotony has been a long time favorite hobby. This is the next iteration of Valli. More on her soon.
#art #bigstyleart #cryptobotony #creepyplant #soundactivated #exparrot

It's hibernating.
And what kind of parrot can?
A Norwegian Blue.

#haiku #shitpost #DailyHaikuPrompt #hibernating #exParrot

I just finished reactivating my eX account just so that I could delete all 10,470 postings there. I'm preserving my username there, but I'll never be logging in there again. It's an #eXParrot. #ftg

Chrome using effectively all the RAM on my Mac. Screenshot from Activity Monitor, Memory tab. And it's using plenty of CPU, too.

There's just no way to tame this shit, is there. #chrome

This is why nobody's going to miss you, Google.

#softwareEngineering #exParrot

Domain Manage Domain Manage

Want to become a British citizen? Better swot up on Monty Python http://gu.com/p/3dc6x/tw via @guardian #exparrot #shoeboxintmiddleofroad #etc

It's just resting. #exparrot (@ScottWesterfeld)http://yfrog.com/2dhedj