Cowering Markwayne Mullin

Here's what the #MAGA #GOP #Republicans #Trump have decided will be our new protector!
#FakeToughGuy #Wimp #Wussy #Oklahoma #InsiderTrading #StolenValor

That’s Team Canada goalie Jordan Binnington showing why no lead will be safe in Milan this Winter. #Blackhawks #FakeToughGuy

@saltygary.bsky.social In honor of Craig Carton's return to
@wfansportsradio.bsky.social today, here's him from nearly 4 years ago, calling #FakeToughGuy Nick in Babylon, clearly a jealous #NYGiants fan, a b**ch for ripping the station. youtu.be/SmERb0dlfHQ

Pee Wee German is the epitome of #FakeToughGuy #RealBaldBitch 🤡🍕💩

If you have to yell this loudly that you are tough. Then in fact you are not tough. #FakeToughGuy

I really wish he would stop talking‼️🙄
#fancypants
#faketoughguy
#whatshisname

So sick of their *tough guy* talk. They have *Grandpa Cheeto* in the White House to protect them. That's the only reason they can be all tough guy. Just shows their weakness. They all just make me sick. We have to stop this. Our country cannot go through 3 1/2 more years of this. #FakeToughGuy

Joe Benigno from 5 yrs. ago on 2 occasions ripping apart Nick in Babylon (@berniebirnbaum & @TonyLeone2022 on Twitter/X) to shreads & calling him out for who he truly is, a #FakeToughGuy. @saltygary.bsky.social @fanofchicken4.bsky.social #LFGM #LGM #Mets #RepBX youtu.be/VNKNmC1it_0

Morning

If you want some fiction paralleling current events, watch Andor. Especially season 2.

#LAisGhorman

There's a reason Trump always shares images of himself with a *red* lightsaber.

Well, several. He's stupid and doesn't understand the story are just two. #FakeToughGuy is the main one.

#FakePlumber
#FakeToughGuy
#RealPussy

“Totally mad at Putin,” says the guy who winked through four years of bromance and backchanneling. Sounds like someone’s trying to gaslight the breakup.
#PutinsPuppet #FakeToughGuy #AngryInAsterisk #AuthoritarianBFFs #TalkIsCheap

Scump was never shot.
How do we know? Cartilage doesn’t grow back.
If it did, Holyfield would’ve grown a brand new ear after Tyson’s bite.
But sure, let’s keep pretending he’s some kind of action hero.
#FakeToughGuy #CartilageGate #LiesAndGrift #MAGATheMusical

Imagine your house is being broken into and your friend happens to be there to help. In the middle of helping your friend goes, “we need to negotiate how you’re going to pay me back for this”
#EmbarrassedbyUS
#FakeToughGuy

Calling Pierre a #FakeToughGuy would totally set Pierre off.

ALL European & South America & even China countries.
Please STOP all trade with the USA
Until they Force Trump to Resign!
This is the way to punish a Dictator!
Without using weapons!
Make him swarm until his health declines or he resigns!
#boycottTrade with the USA & make trump pay!
#FakeToughGuy

So laughable that there are MAGA flags with Trumps face on Rambo’s body, when he isn’t even tough enough to have an outdoor inauguration in the cold.

#inauguration #soft #faketoughguy

Seriously; he’d shit his pants and run away fast AF 🙄
#FakeToughGuy as always