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Please cholesterol do your thing! 🙏 #Fatidiot

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Just remember; today is Mardi Gras. You can cook up a pot of gumbo or jambalaya and mix a pitcher of Hurricanes and completely ignore the Orange Dunce tonight.
#MardiGras #FatTuesday #FatIdiot

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I was out going for a jog and my fat son couldn’t match my considerable pace, so I told him to catch up. Next thing I know, he
tucked in his arms and legs and began rolling towards me. I said hey, that was pretty clever, my big fat bowling ball boy.

#dumbson #fatidiot

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My big fat son passed out in a narrow hallway so I had to go to the garage and get my Poke Flute. What else can go wrong today?

#dumbson #fatidiot #fitdad

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