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We finally made it to Mirage Island this time guys!
Is it? The ground feels weird and... soft? And is that a face over there?! This islands a guy!
Ngh..? Hey, did you guysh brin' *grrrrb* any ~pruurRPP~ extra shnacks'h with you? I'm *bllooooorrrp* kinda ~ROOORRPPP~ I'm shtarving!
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You can closhe *gloooorp* your *bwwwwworb* mouth and shtop shtaring, all thish weight'sh ish for dealin' with thoshe Rouge Mega *grrrrb* Evolved Pokemon and nothin' elshe.
"Boss, you're lunch order is here, we made sure to triple it this time!"
...And nothin'-~burrRRRPP~- elshe.
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I tried muh besht, but'sh I coul-~hfffbUAARRP~-dn't'sh sholve de myshtery of who ate de cake.
"Oh, We'll know very soon. That cake was a decoy, a fake one filled with enough calories to instantly blob up anyone who ate it.~"
B-Bl-~burRRRRPPpp~-ob up? I-I... *glrrrrnk*...ough...
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Ngghh... jusht'sh a, little bit'sh further to de shettlement. ...*nff*... Mighty Sinnoh, feelsh *grrrrb* like walkin' anywhere lately takesh *gloooorp* even longer!
I'm goin' to ...*aaahhh*... have to shtop *grooann* for Another ...*uhhhnn*... shnack break at'sh thish rate...
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Iri-~blurrRRPPP~-da get'sh off muh shtomach!
Hah! How doesh it'sh feel to take up Sho Much Space, Adaman? You-~blurrrRPPP~-'re way fatter than I am~ Are you shure you shtill think Time ish Better than Space?
C-come on! Thish provesh nothi-~blurRRPPhh~-ng!
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*Grrowlblble* *slosh*...*Huff* *Huff* ...WHAT IS UP BIII-*BOUURRRPP*-TCHES...ITCH DEH LARDIESHEST *UuuUURrgoRAORP* BITCFH AROUNMDH...DATH'S RIFH...IT'SH JUNKOH EN*OOooOUUuuuUURP*O- Mothurfu*huff*kin *Breathlessly* Shi-*huff*ma! *wheeze* the ul'timahte...*FFBLRRRBBLRT* Gluh'ttonmph!
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It'sh not'sh that'sh grand a geshture, ...*hmmff*... really. I can't'sh play de flute for de life of me.
"He also means he's too fat to ride Wyrdeer at all, too afraid to crush it under his big butt."
M-Mai! I'm not'sh Th-~ROOORRPPP~-at'sh heavy!
"Sure you aren't...."
*Deeeer...*
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If...*hnnghh*...you want'sh to keep thish world from dishappearing, den face me in- face me in-...could you have de decency to lishten to me inshtead of gapin'...*uhhhnn*... over how fat'sh I am?!
Face me or I will sit'sh on you to get'sh de- eh, that'sh excitesh*wheeze* you too?!
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Woah, is that Volo plush fat?
That, it'-~gurrRRPPP~-sh not'sh Jusht'sh a fat'sh plushh, you'd be shurprised what'sh Hoopa can do.
Then that's...
"Don't'sh jusht.-~grrrrRRPPp~-.. ...*mmhff*... shtand de-~burRRPPpp~-re gawking... help me...
Too much... muh sheams'h are popping..."
Foreshadowing
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Who ...*mmehh*... did ...*hmphh*... thish, who *hruuuuummm* shtuck ...*hmphh*... me in *hruuuuummm* thish ...*uhhnngh*... humiliatin' Lopunny shuit!
Sawyer! , ...*mmphh*... Rachel! Find whoever did ...*ehhmm*... thish and fasht, thish leotard ...*aaahhh*... ish ridin' up!
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So you're de ...*nnghh*... future k-~urrrRRPPP~-in' of Pa-~bworrRRPPp~-shio? You ...*mmhff*... sheem rath-~urrRPPphh~-er thin to ...*mmehh*... be a ...*uhhmm*... king.
Hmph! I'll have you know I'll be M-~BRRRPPphh~-uhc bigger than thish sho-~gurrrPP~-on enough! *BWOOORRRPPPPP!!!*
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It'sh a miracle you shhowed up...*huff*...on time, oh mighty leader of de...*uhhrrgh*...Pearl ...*nggnhh*...Clan. I worried you'd get'sh losht'sh in de pointleshsly vasht'sh shpace you're sho fond of and never shhow up
At least I was here before you for once, fatass!
H-hey-*BURP*!!
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A: Deuce, look ...*glug*... over here
D: Wha-mh?! What'sh are ...*gnaw*... you doing?
A: Thish apple pie ish sho good. Take shome moah.
D: Maybe ...*gulp*... one shlice ishn't'sh that'sh bad.
A: Now you get'sh it, let'sh ~BBBRRRpp~ eat'sh ...*glug*... shome ~ROOORRPPP~ moah
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*STOMP*
"Mahybe *URRRrp* having 3 pizzas tho mahselph phor shecon 'unch after havinh 2 bucketsh of fried chdicken wasn't de shmartest move. Ih'd shee if we still 'ave milkshakesh in de breakroom... Who knows, mahybe ih'll run into Tohru for a little "private *BWRaaaaP* conference"...
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With this Mega Stone someone gifted me, I can get strong alongside Falinks too, that's what the letter in the box said!
*SHINE* *BWWOOOMMPPHH!!!!*
G-~grrRPP~-hk?! What'sh happ-~BRRRPPphh~-ened, I can't'sh move and feel really heavy! Gwynn, shomethin' went'sh wrong!..Gw-~BRRPP~-ynn?
#fatspeakfriday F-Fat!? You're callin' m-me fat?! I-It'sh t-that'sh ...*mmhff*... peshky Creshselia's'h f-fault, neshtin' in Muh lord'sh home, m-makin' me eat from...*gasp*...d-de shtress'h itsh p-puttin' on...*hahhh*...me w-while tryin' to get'sh it'sh to l-leave-STOP STARING AT MY B-BACKSIDE!
Z-A had the chance to bring this fucker back one more time as a fat gilf and they blew it. (the Garchomp "event" was just a normal drop and you all know it)
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I was told that the person who wore this outfit donated it to the collection personally, and that he was... impossibly fat.
They even heard him mutter: "N-Not'sh like I c-could...*gasp*... ever wear...*uhhhrrgh*... i-it'sh again without'sh d-deshtroyin' it'sh entirely..."
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Urghph... take de shponsorship *chomp* with that'sh curry place Raihan shaid. It'll give you *schlop* a boosht'sh he shaid.
Getti-~grrrRPP~-n' fat-~urrrPPhhh~-'sh and heavier ...*chomp*...than Coaloshsal ishn't'sh a...*snarf*...boosht! Or muh chesht'sh bein' bigger than muh momsh...
An obese Wanda stuck in a crater of her own creation
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(Art by AntassMax)
"Ooooof... A-Anyone there? I'm having a hard time... Huff... Huff... getting myself up... Carrot? You there? Could you... Huff... Huff... toss me that bone over there? It's the whole reason I'm... Huff... Huff... tripped and fell over...?"
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" It's a shame we couldn't solve the mystery about the entire food of the restaurant missing. "
" BUUUUUUUURP w-whaalk... s-sloweeh... A-Ampha... p-pleashe.. t-too... FUuUUUUUUuuUUUUURP t-to walk... l-let'shh huff... huff... r-resht... p-pleashe... "
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" I don't want excuses Nyaan! I baked all this pastries for you and you have a lot left, I don't want to see you until you finish each one of them. "
" BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP Huff... huff.... Y-Yeesh... K-Kyshilhiah... s-shamUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "
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" BUoUuOoUUuRP... I didmph... eshpeh't thish poishomph to BloOUuUUUuUUUuURP me sho muuch... nghh... Ish mooore annoUUuUuPRing thaUuRP! I wamphed... B-BuUuuUUUUuuUUuuURP t-the effecsh s-should be g-gone shoon enoumph... h-hope Jinshi-Sama doOoUuuRPn't shee me like thiIUuUUuUURP "
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"S-Shikiiii!! Pleaashe t'hake m-mahh backkh toh.. hoooh... d-deh buuurrrRRRRPPPPPP!!~gggher shhohp, d-dey'ree shoh yummyyy ahnd I-i'h dont'sh k-knoohw whhere eelshee t-t-to h-huuhnt'sh foohr dehm..." True ancestor, dumb as a brick, making a scene at Misaki Municipal High School.
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Muh d-~burRRPPpp~-ear Floette, I think perhapsh I can do without'sh another shna-~hrrpPPPHH~-ck, I don't'sh thi-~BBBRRRpp~-nk muh shtomach can hold a-~hrrpPPPHH~-nother Galette right'sh now.
*Kyururu! >:( *
Well... I shuppose... one moah won't'sh hurt.
*Kyururu! (✿◕‿◕✿) *
#fatspeakfriday A-~blurrRRPP~-lright'sh guysh... I don't'sh ush-~HRRPPphh~-ually liveshtream, but'sh you all really like deshe curry eatin' challengesh. Jusht, maybe go e-~urrrPPhhh~-ashy on de donationsh? Thish...*squelch*... ish de lasht'sh pair of shhorts'h I h-~hrrpPPPHH~-ave right'sh now-BURRP
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HuRRUHHhhoooUURRRLPHLP!
“Hehe, what ahre youhh sho afraid ohhf? You neehd noht beh dishtrahcted buhy muhy immehnshity. Muhy huhnger should behh the ohnly thing thaht you should cohnshhern yourshelf wihhth. Pleashe ahttend toh iht. Ihf noht, you shall beh dishcarded
Snackshh. Now.”
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“You’re lookin totally fishy~ *huff*……*gasp*……C’mon man I can shee through your liesh……ouRP…*huff*… Don’t act like you DON’T wanna shee theshe gigantic wobbling milkersh pop outta my top! Heh……*huff* you might jusht geht what yuh loohking for if I have my wahy at dinner time hehehe~”
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“I……wheeeeze….ruhhlly uhppreciate huhving your cooperation ohnn board…*wheeze wheeze* Buht……why uhre you grahhbbing muhh behhlly lihhke that…? *wheeze wheeze* Yuhhh uhre massaging muhh nahhvel in such uh particular weh'hy……'sh rahhther……uhhm…stihhhmulating……Dooh ihht mohhre pleashe…”
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“Ha, humanity ish jusht sho gullible! They didn’t even sushpect me when they shpotted me last night! They all thought I was jusht being a greedy hog in the kitchen. Wrong! Truly, if all it takesh ish to act like a fatassh, then the deshtruction of humanity is near! Ahaha-hooURPLH!!!”
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“OH-EM-GEE! Dihd yuh like, see the way SEE thuh wahy Sha-Ming wushhh acting tohday!......hufff.......Heee washh TOHTALLY eyeing uhhp mahh 100% shhhertified WOHBBLE WAHGON....puff...huff... Youuh dohn’t think he, lihke, ahhctually, like, LIKESH thickalous babesh like mehhh, duhh you?”
