Daily Simpsons quote.
Colette: Barkeep, I couldn't help noticing your sign.
Moe: What, the one that says "Bartenders do it till you barf"?
#thesimpsons #moe #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: Don't worry, I learned how to make plenty of drinks at bartending school. (reading off an old mixed drink recipe list) Gin and... tonic? Do they mix?
#thesimpsons #moe #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: Hey, Homer came up with the drink, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.
#thesimpsons #moe #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle. In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kids' cough syrup. It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
#thesimpsons #homer #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
#thesimpsons #homer #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Mayor Quimby: It can be two things.
#thesimpsons #mayorquimby #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: [to Moe] Where's that waitress of yours?
Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career. Frankly, I think she was better off here.
#thesimpsons #homer #moe #flamingmoes

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: What's the matter, Moe?
Moe: Oh, business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
#thesimpsons #homer #moe #flamingmoes

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#Frinktober 2024 Day 21: Maggie

Maggie gets a makeover from Lisa and her sleepover friends in "Flaming Moe's"

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