A box of JUICY MARBLES plant-based steaks.

I might have to look that one up in the Profanisaurus… #FnarrFnarr

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This is a genuine web site...

www.drinkwillies.com

#FnarrFnarr

Lurve ya too dude. I don’t need to see your circle #fnarrfnarr

Two classical white statuettes of women making rather unladylike gestures flank a disco ball cockerel on a wooden kitchen surface, whilst Formula 1 timing data glows ominously on the telly behind them - because nothing says 'refined home décor' quite like ornamental cocks and rude sculptures.

Look at my fine glittery cock!
#FnarrFnarr #SuitsYouSir #OoErrMissus

Browsing Google Maps.

Came across this unusual shaped shadow.

Just me? #fnarrfnarr

I'm such a child..... this road looks like..... welp...... ahem

#SuchAChild #FnarrFnarr #FinbarSaunders #Pokemon #PokemonGO #PokemonGOApp #BlueNephros

Good things certainly do....
Jejejejeje

#FnarrFnarr #BlueNephrosMusings

It's been a while since I had a Bishop's Finger inside me.

#cheers
#fnarrfnarr
#ooermissus
#thatswhattheywantyoutosay

More tea, Vicar? #fnarrfnarr

Selective screenshot from YouTube titled "TIMELAPSE - Young Man Gets Laid" (Of course, the second row has been cropped out)

On #YouTube? Surely not.

#FnarrFnarr #BadHnJ

It Just fit in out Smax with the seats down. Bloke at the shop was trés impressed. It's a great car. Even though it's like a squashed Galaxy you can still get loads in. Limit in 2m10cm for anything of any width #fnarrfnarr

A plumbing snake attached to some pipe work

Having a fun-packed* afternoon with my new drain clearing tool when the old snake tool proved not to be long enough. #fnarrfnarr

Still can’t clear the blockage though. FFS.

*shite/frustrating
#diy #plumbing

"Show me around the gardens..." #fnarrfnarr #TheWhiteQueen