I got some pizza from 7-Eleven, and I recorded it for my talk with my dietitian. I said that I didn't know that it came two to a container. So I feel like I'm saying, "There were two slices when I got there, I swear! I could only get them in pairs! I had to eat both of them. You have to believe me!"

Q. What's another term for "2000 pounds of Chinese dumplings"?
A. Why it's wonton, of course.

#joke #silly #funny #wonton #china #chinese #chinesefood #food #foodpun #pun #foodjoke

a picture of a facebook post sharing a joke.

Biologists have crossed a watermelon with cauliflower. People who eat the new variety get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli!

#foodjoke #ontag #agriculturejoke #agriculture

When The Pumpkin Spice Hits Too Hard #creamfilleddonutday

#foodjoke #foodpun #pumpkinspicedonuts #pslmemes #creamfilleddonuts #illustratedfood #weirdholidays #autumnvibes🍁

Spicy Kitten Nuggets design, for a pretend snack that burns sooo good! #kittennuggets #catjoke #fastfood #foodjoke #humor #tshirt #retro #70s #art #arte #cats #cartoon

A picture of a spice jar full of bay leaves with a five hole sifter cap. The holes are much too small for the bay leaves to fit through. Photo by Robert Emond

Why? Those leaves won’t fit through the tiny holes. 😁🤪🤯

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#foodie #cooksky #cookingsky #Foodsky
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I have so much respect for people who can bake without a recipe.

Like if I tried to make cupcakes without a step by step recipe, I'd make something so burnt I'd be confused for a fossil fuel.

#baking #cooking #comedy #joke #bakingjoke #foodjoke