Our New Year's resolution is to take no more of Lance's bullsh*t! From now on, every time he f*cks up we eat one of his testicles. And he only has five of them left, so he better get his sh*t together!
#newyearsresolution #WeLoveEveryone #ExceptLance #fuckyoulance
It's International Send a Message to Lance Day. What would YOU like to tell him?
#fuckyoulance #discometal
Final shows of 2025! Teaneck NJ + Providence RI!
Teaneck w/ Wild Planes
Providence w/ Stone Nobles
#discometal #handsomemeninspandex #itsrainingmen #fuckyoulance
A very effective means of birth control...it works by killing the mood and destroying libido for everyone involved. F U Lance!
#condom #deathtofalsediscometal #fuckyoulance
Lance needs help fitting this disco ball in his mouth. How would you assist him?
#fuckyoulance #discometal #discoballs
There's been a lot of chatter about the 3I/ATLAS comet - is it an invading alien starship? What is NASA not telling us? OK...but what about the goddamn Lance comet we've seen floating around the Tragedy stage???
#aliens #space #comet #NASA #discometal #fuckyoulance
Tragedy-inspired Halloween costume of the day: FrankenLance
#fuckyoulance #halloween #halloweencostumes
Tragedy-inspired Halloween costume of the say: Sexy Lance
#halloween #halloweencostumes #fuckyoulance #oxymoron
Dammit, Lance! We gotta git on over to the Ahlbecker Sommerfest!
#discometal #musicfestivals #fuckyoulance
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Yes, it is Lance.
Tonite in Copenhagen City!
#fuckyoulance #discometal
Disco Mountain Man rocks the mic, Mo'Royce paints a soundscape, The Infernal Demigibb brings the thunder. And Lance sniffs a keytar. What a useless pile of meat.
#handsomemeninspandex #fuckyoulance
The only way this guy survived is by divine intervention.
#GodsOfDiscoMetal #fuckyoulance #FoodPoisoning
Lance on Lance action. Eww.
#fuckyoulance #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal #brotherlylove #PornNobodyWants
Man, we've been charging Lance only $11k per day. We need to step it up!
#deathtofalsediscometal #kiss #handsomemeninspandex #fuckyoulance
