Second Puberty Is Real Midlife isn’t a crisis. It’s a rewrite.

Second puberty is real.
This time, there’s no acne—just aching joints and rage at commercials.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/s...
#MidlifeHumor #SecondPuberty #AgingUnfiltered #GenXReality #FunnyEssays

The Five-Second Rule Is a Scam And yet, I keep licking the sidewalk like it’s fine dining

If you’ve eaten off the floor, this one’s for you.
Because bacteria may kill you, but shame never will.

👉 medium.com/another-fuck...

#FunnyEssays #FoodRules #FiveSecondRule #GrossButTrue #AFPub

Get Your Own Fries Why food boundaries matter more than you think.

Stop asking if I want to share.
I ordered fries for a reason.
medium.com/tastyble/get...
#FoodRant #FunnyEssays #FriesAreSacred #TastyWriting #RostaRules

Why Is Every Tourist Brochure Lying About How Walkable This City Is? And Why I’m Now Limping Through My Vacation in Flip-Flops from a Pharmacy

Tourist brochures: “It’s walkable!”
Reality: You’re sobbing into a protein bar on a scenic ledge.
A travel essay about betrayal, blisters, and beet lattes:
medium.com/@bwrosta73/w...
#TravelWriting #FunnyEssays #SlowTravel #RostaRules #UrbanHikingTrauma

Got something funny to say? Send it our way! Only one more week until submissions close!🦉

#funnylists #funnyfiction #funnyessays #funnycomics #writingcomedy