a cartoon character is standing in a room with balloons and a sign that says `` ha , ha , ha '' . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a room with balloons and a sign that says `` ha , ha , ha '' .

How my thieving cousins got me rn #getoutofmyhouse #atmylimit #choosingviolence #crashout #femeninerage

They're Haunting MY House. Forget every haunted house story you've ever heard. This isn't a tale of a malevolent spirit or a demonic entity. This is a property dispute. Meet Arthur Prentiss. He was born in 113 Willow Creek Lane, he died in his favorite armchair in the living room, and for seventeen years, he's enjoyed a quiet, peaceful afterlife within its familiar walls. His routine is simple: watch the dust motes dance in the sun, appreciate the silence, and groan along with the old house's bones. His eternity is shattered by the arrival of the Millers—a loud, chaotic, modern family with a love for scented candles, terrible music, and the two most horrifying words in the English language: "open-concept." This is the story of a haunting from the ghost's point of view. A story of flickering lights born from frustration, cold spots created out of sheer annoyance, and slammed doors that are less about paranormal rage and more about a desperate plea for a little peace and quiet. Arthur isn't evil. He's just a homeowner who wants his obnoxious new roommates to leave.

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As a part owner of Canada I would like Pierre to move out, and since he refuses, he should be billed for those expenses. If he manages to get re-elected, he should still be billed because he is squatting. Grrr #getoutofmyhouse

So, who does the defending when the greatest domestic enemy is a sitting president? #getoutofmyhouse

Peace means sick kid going back to school and hobbled spouse being required to go to jury duty. #getoutofmyhouse

I present to You. My Thingies. #art #traditionalart #gangsta #what #whoareyou #getoutofmyhouse #iCarly