GOLD ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 1)

cloned straight outta gilfland.

clone wars but horny.

real talk: transformations 1-9 were phoned in. i didn’t take this seriously until patriot.

realer talk: new song starts with a D.

#elfboy #goldelfboy

GOLD ELFBOY (transformation 1)…

a color for when you want to pretend you’re not poor

why process pent-up rage when you can bedazzle it

all gold everything, including the rash on my

somewhere under all this gold is a person who once ate paper clips to feel something

#elfboy #goldelfboy