"Do I have to go and get a Turkish coffee?

You know what happens when I get near, much less use caffeine."

#quote
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#writerslife
#magepunk

"Extintion is always an option."

A favorite #quote of Branch Managers, the #druid enforcers. They work for the #Ent mafia, aka the #Enterprise.

#CockTalesOtherBull
#CTOB
#magepunk
#GonzoFiction
#Gonzo
#UrbanFantasy

"I don't have any friends and the people I hang out with don't wear clothes long enough to take them anywhere."

#quote
#magepunk
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy
#writerslife

Every time I see "6 minutes"

I complete it with,

"Doug E. Fresh you're on. Uh uh on."

#pavlov
#quote
#writerslife
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#magepunk

I just realized nobody ever thought to put a GoPro on me.

Properly worded, grant money would also be involved somehow.

#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#CTOB
#magepunk

"I would tell you to go find a tree and apologize to it for wasting its oxygen, but you probably fuck that up too."

#quote
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#writer

I read a story from my book Cock Tales & Other Bull

Milk Run
youtu.be/NCxpd2gZaRA?...

#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
#ctob
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#sexmagick
#orc

"The boss wants us to rescind their living privileges."

#quote
#writing
#magepunk
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy

"Honor is just a shame-based tool the tribe uses to send young men to their deaths."

#quote
#ragnarokenrolla
#gonzo
#gonzofiction

"You get the #aesthetic."

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

" #Exactly."
#quote
#gonzo
#gonzofiction

Paul Lynde is the Bruce Lee of weaponized observations. There's also the Carlin technique.

It's a whole thing.

#GonzoFiction

"that #mustache is out of your league."

#GonzoFiction
#quote
#insult

I hate it when deplorable people have something cool.

'You're a terrible human being, but you do be lookin' fresh tho."

#GonzoFiction
#quote

Hunter S Thompson

I write #GonzoFiction & I want this shirt

spcl-costume.shop/hst1?fbclid=...

Looking at my workflow, I'm not sure if I'm living La Vida #Bradbury or living La Vida #Vonnegut, but I'm definitely not Philip k Dick-ing around.

#writerslife
#gonzofiction
#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
#ctob

My first book is out on Amazon.
Cock Tales & Other Bull a collection of short stories.

Check it out

#CTOB
#magepunk
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy

Amazon.com

My first bookCock Tales & Other Bull is now available on Amazon.com.

a.co/d/c01B6dz

Have your local #library request a copy, and I will arrange some kind of reading. Remotely if need be.

Baby, I'm just getting started.

#СТОВ
#magepunk
#aetherpunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#Writerslife

Got my 2,000 word jacket summary down to under 200 words in under 30 minutes.

Baby, I'm just getting started.

#CTOB

#magepunk

#aetherpunk

#UrbanFantasy

#GonzoFiction

#Writerslife

Got my 2,000 word jacket summary down to under 200 words in under 30 minutes.

Baby, I'm just getting started.
#CTOB
#magepunk
#aetherpunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#Writerslife

#orctober

An #Excerpt from my upcoming #debut book, Cock Tales & Other Bull.
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#CTOB

"Orc Dad is a model citizen in every sense, his clothes neat and pressed, his hair close-cropped and his trade markings are all clerical and administrative sigils in neat clean tattoos. Probably a human-sounding name."

#excerpt from my book
#orctober
#CTOB
#UrbanFantasy
#PulpFiction
#GonzoFiction

#authorbio 1st draft

I'm mentally ill combat veteran with a violent & criminal past. I have absolutely no problems putting you in the ground.

Or, should I write it 3rd person?

An #Oakland immigrant to #SF

#CTOB
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction

Defining 55 Auteur Directors and Their Distinctive Styles We teach you about some of the greatest filmmakers ever.

"Auteur directors are like painters. They take all the colors provided by everyone on the crew and help put them where they need to go to be a masterpiece."

nofilmschool.com/defining-aut...

#Goals
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#CTOB
#GonzoFiction