NOTHING MATTERS
It never mattered
You were never going to make it
Your life is already slipping away
One useless stroke at a time
So why not just
porn up
tongue out
eyes rolling back and
MASTURBATE YOUR LIFE AWAY
#GoonStoopid
Look at that puddle of SPERM
Men make SPERM
Men shoot SPERM
Men love SPERMING their SPERM
It helps create life
But most of it ends up down someone's throat or hole
Billions of swimmers
All that potential
Gone for a few moments of pleasure
Haha oh well!
💦SPERM💦
#GoonStoopid
I LIVE TO MASTURBATE MY PENIS
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
I LOVE TO MASTURBATE MY PENIS
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#GoonStoopid
OHHH BUTT PORN
Look at the BUTT PORN
Don't you just love BUTT PORN
Spend all day staring at BUTT PORN
Say it with me bros
BUTT PORN
#GoonStoopid
The twink top just turned 18
The coach bottom is celebrating turning 60
Difference in generation
is good for MASTURBATION
#GoonStoopid
BUTT PORN is forever a gooner's kryptonite
#GoonStoopid
Happy St. Patrick's Day ☘️
If you're lucky enough, you'll get to worship some puffy ginger buttholes today
#GoonStoopid
Your BIG FAT boss leans over your desk to "check progress"
His blubber gut swells across your keyboard
and it makes you MASTURBATE
#GoonStoopid
Still the BIGGEST, BUBBLIEST, SHINIEST, FARTIEST pair of PORN CHEEKS on the internet
#GoonStoopid
MASTURBATE to slutty twinks who love to cruise and let strange men goop it out all over their pretty little face
#GoonStoopid
GOON ON YOUR BIG DONG
Grip it. Stroke it. Worship it.
OOH! WOW! OMG!
Keep pumping, big-dick king 😈
#GoonStoopid
your ASS ADDICTION is melting your brain
but you can't stop JERKING yourself STOOPID
CAN YOU?
#GoonStoopid
