A square-headed enforcement mascot named Gray Literalist stands sternly next to a glowing siren machine displaying “FRONTMATTER MUST START WITH ---”. The background is littered with YAML documents and warnings like “NO YAML, NO RENDER” and “POSTS REQUIRE HEADERS. OR ELSE.” A warning flashes: “MISSING FRONTMATTER DELIMITERS.” The atmosphere is markdown panic.

No YAML? No render.
Posts require headers.
Frontmatter delimiters must be respected. Or else.
#filedfyi #grayliteralist #markdownrot