Imagine FUCKING PREORDERING a shiny GOLD “Trump Phone,” only for these discount-carnival-barker grifters to say:
“Oh sorry, we lost the magical glitter phone, BUT for just $225 MORE we’ll send you Todd’s OLD SAMSUNG from 2021!”
Are you SHITTING me?! 😡💀 #ScamUSA #GriftForceOne

Lord help us #GriftForceOne

A week ago, everyone was pretty damn sure #griftforceone wasn’t going to be accepted “because congress wouldn’t let him” and here we are. Scandal after scandal and NO ONE is doing shit to stop him. America, you are so fucked and the World doesn’t respect, fear or pity you.

I'm Donald. Fly Me. You’ve met my friend Tamim. And some more friends like Vladimir, Viktor, Jong Un, Bashar, and Jinping. My friends like to give me things. Like luxury jets. My other friends, like Jeff, Mark, and Elon like to give me cash and cryptocurrency. (Whatever that is). I must be doing something they like. If you want me to do something you like, you know what to do. Just slip me some cash. Or property. Does it sound like bribery? Sure. But the Supreme Court says as long as I do it in the Oval Office while I’m President, it’s all legal. And I intend to stay President for a long, long time. Fly Donald. Fly MAGA. Donald Trump accepts Bitcoin, cash, and American Express

If you remember these National Airlines ads, this is a friendly reminder to have a colon cancer screening.

#USpol #satire #QatarGate #GriftForceOne

I'm Donald. Fly Me. You’ve met my friend Tamim. And some more friends like Vladimir, Viktor, Jong Un, Bashar, and Jinping. My friends like to give me things. Like luxury jets. My other friends, like Jeff, Mark, and Elon like to give me cash and cryptocurrency. (Whatever that is). I must be doing something they like. If you want me to do something you like, you know what to do. Just slip me some cash. Or property. Does it sound like bribery? Sure. But the Supreme Court says as long as I do it in the Oval Office while I’m President, it’s all legal. And I intend to stay President for a long, long time. Fly Donald. Fly MAGA. Donald Trump accepts Bitcoin, cash, and American Express.

If you remember these National Airlines ads, this is a friendly reminder to have a colon cancer screening.

#USpol #satire #QatarGate #GriftForceOne

This grift is not different from #griftforceone Different scale perhaps but in essence it’s about greed and seeking attention. It’s disgusting.

#GriftForceOne

Anything to distract from #griftforceone huh?

Bribe Force One plane with orange hair & Baby On Board sign

So we get 2 dolls, 5 pencils, and he gets to ride around in Grift Force One. #GriftForceOne #TrumpCorruption

I truly believe this is the best paint scheme for tRump’s #GriftForceOne corruption bribery gift from Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Turning Qatari 747 into Air Force One could cost $1 billion and take years, experts say Taxpayers would likely foot the bill to retrofit President Trump's new jet, which could be more than twice the plane's $400 million value.

This is corruption in broad daylight.

This is not patriotism.
It’s plunder, plain and simple.

Read More:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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#GriftForceOne #TrumpJetScam #TaxpayerTheft #FakeAirForceOne #PresidentialGrift #Corruption

That means Trump could:

• Turn it into a MAGA tourist trap
• Charge admission
• Rent it for events
• Sell it to a foreign buyer
• Or just use it for himself

Not Air Force One — Air Force Funhouse.
🧵(4/6)👇

#EmolumentsClause #GriftForceOne

✈️ GriftForceOne: It Won’t Fly Until After 2028 — And Never for a President

Qatar’s luxury Boeing 747-8 jet will never serve as Air Force One. It’s not a backup — it’s a BILLION DOLLAR scam.

Here’s the proof:
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#GriftForceOne #TrumpJetScam

Trump Visits His BFF #MBS the journalist murderer In Saudi Arabia | #GriftForceOne | Is Pope Leo XIV A Knicks Fan? | Colbert

youtu.be/Boy1ClKvybM...

#QatarForceOne
#FakeForceOne
#GriftForceOne
#BribeForceOne
#AirFarceOne

“No bribes sign off”

Cartoon by @murphycartoons.bsky.social

Trump’s Plan to Accept Luxury Jet From Qatar Strains Bounds of Propriety

Nothing screams “America First” like hitching a ride on a $400M jet from a regime tied to terrorism.
Trump’s not a patriot … he’s a corrupt bastard with frequent flyer miles from foreign dictators.
#TrumpJet #GriftForceOne #NationalSecurityMyAss

#GriftForceOne

#griftforceone

This cannot stand. #griftforceone

For everybody talking about the Qatar plane:

1: "Qatar over the weekend was forced to push back on the reports, suggesting the plan is tentative and not finalized." (www.rawstory.com/trump-backla...)

2: letter from Rep. Torres www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

#GriftForceOne

Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar to use as Air Force One—and then gift-wrapping it for his “library”? The emoluments clause just died of shame.
#BananaRepublicAirlines #QatarForceOne #EmolumentsClauseMyAss #fucktrump #CorruptionInFlight #GriftForceOne #DemocracyCrashLanding

Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar to use as Air Force One—and then gift-wrapping it for his “library”? The emoluments clause just died of shame.
#BananaRepublicAirlines #QatarForceOne #EmolumentsClauseMyAss #fucktrump #CorruptionInFlight #GriftForceOne #DemocracyCrashLanding

Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar to use as Air Force One—and then gift-wrapping it for his “library”? The emoluments clause just died of shame.
#BananaRepublicAirlines #QatarForceOne #EmolumentsClauseMyAss #fucktrump #CorruptionInFlight #GriftForceOne #DemocracyCrashLanding

Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar to use as Air Force One—and then gift-wrapping it for his “library”? The emoluments clause just died of shame.
#BananaRepublicAirlines #QatarForceOne #EmolumentsClauseMyAss #fucktrump #CorruptionInFlight #GriftForceOne #DemocracyCrashLanding

Kash Patel once called for ending FBI director's government jet use. Now he won't reveal if he's a frequent flyer. FBI directors typically fly on government jets, but they're encouraged to limit personal travel.

NAZI Adm prop useful idiot, Kash Patel raged about “taxpayer-funded jet joyrides” when Wray was FBI Director. Now he’s racking up miles to Vegas and Nashville—but refuses to say how often. MAGA hypocrisy isn’t just loud—it’s airborne #TrumpWatch #GriftForceOne #Resist www.cbsnews.com/news/patel-f...