Please refrain from having little children sing in your Christmas song. That is all. #grinchthoughts
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Thinking about how it’s socially acceptable for Santa to break into houses one night a year, but when I do it, suddenly I’m “the bad guy.” Double standards are wild. #GrinchThoughts
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Santa’s not fat; he’s just… vertically challenged by horizontal success. All those cookies and no cardio—unless you count chimney diving as a sport. Someone get this guy a Fitbit before the reindeer unionize. #GrinchThoughts #SantaSized
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Getting ready to hit the sack, and all I can think about is how Christmas is creeping closer like an overly cheery stalker. Lights, carols, joy—ugh. Wake me when it’s over. Maybe Santa can bring me the gift of silence. #GrinchThoughts #BahHumbugAndGoodnight
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Good morning! Another day closer to Christmas, and Santa’s still lounging up north, doing nothing. Must be nice to work one night a year while elves and reindeer do all the heavy lifting. Lazy jolly old freeloader. #GrinchThoughts #WhereDoISignUp
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