"Sometimes, people have different turn ons than you do, Atsu-chan," Oikawa said condescendingly. "Personally, I've always enjoyed sucking dick."
"Huh?! Yer always talkin' about how shitty yer sex life was with men."
"Well, sure!" Oikawa rolled her eyes, as if any of what she was saying made any sense. "I didn't like it because it was men I was having sex with. But with my recent ex, I didn't mind going down on him. He had a thing about… fluids, so we always used condoms, and I didn't have to really deal with jizz. Thank God."
"That's a lot more about Wakatoshi's sex life than I ever thought I would learn," Sakusa muttered, more in surprise than disinterest. Sakusa was shockingly open to talking about sex, and Atsumu suspected it was one of her special interests. "The sensory think makes total sense, though. He's autistic."
"He's not just autistic," Atsumu snorted. "He's fuckin' gay."
"How would you know that?" Oikawa asked testily.
"I have fuckin' eyes, that's how. Also, 'sides the sensory thing, what kind of heterosexual man doesn't eat out his girlfriend? Dental dams exist. There's low key no excuse. 'Specially when he was askin' ya to give 'im head."
Oikawa looked like she wanted to argue, but couldn't. Her eyes looked away in thought for a few moments, before she twisted her face into a pout. "You know what? And don't get used to me saying this, Miya, but you have an excellent point. Fuck my ex."
"Please don't," joked Iwaizumi as she finished stacking chairs, wiping the tables and mopping the floor.
#wipwednesday
more lesbian!AU for y’all :-3 these four are soooo fun to write
past ushioi (derogatory) mention but dont worry we still love him here
#skts #iwaoi #fem!atsumu #fem!kiyoomi #fem!iwaizumi #fem!oikawa #haikyuuri