Happy TDOV. I am visible today. Give me food and call me a good boy or ur transphobic, sorry. #halfjoking #tdov

Well, I used to be, but then they put me on Ozempic.
#HalfJoking

Is she leaving to become Satan’s spokesperson? #halfjoking

#halfjoking because my dentist has actually scratched my face with a drill before. twice. 🫣🤪

Amusingly at this point I'm starting to find unusual if I haven't seen a friend for a decade and they haven't come out as trans in that time. "Wait, you're still cis?" #surreal #EggCollector #HalfJoking #OnlyHalf

Ange in to concentrate on the FA cup?

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My new favourite thing is to say ‘real men’ and ‘cis men’ because trans guys will always be more than a cis guy could ever dream of being
#trans #halfjoking

Anime Cons need their own jails and pillories for selling AI slop and predator behavior

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how do I install arch on my nds

#linux #arch #halfJoking

Excellent, another recruit for my big squad cosplay #halfjoking #opentosuggestions

With all the talk of AI replacing teaching, doctors, coders, why don’t I ever hear about the replacement of hedge fund managers and financial analysts — what do those people do?!

#halfjoking #weekendlite

Could she be the Joe Rogan of the Left? #halfjoking

dfa Eflin #halfjoking

@jp.finalfantasyxiv.com can we have both please? #halfjoking

Listening to Del Toro and Pogačar speaking in English they sound remarkably alike. Is cloning the new PED?
#procycling #giroditalia #halfjoking

How do you feel about “Caesura of the Lambs” as a working title?

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Fun government idea: Write all laws in python and open source them.

#law #politics #programming #python #HalfJoking

So, when might Canada be taking refugee applications from the US?
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Maybe Canada can get out the tarriffs by buying one billion in Trump Coin? #halfjoking

Camel case #halfjoking

🤔 Do you also end up with function names like this?

- publish_post
- do_publish_post
- finally_actually_publish_post
- now_its_time_to_really_publish_post
- and_here_actually_send_the_request_to_publish_post

What's the remedy? 🤣

#programming #halfjoking

Witches with POTs got this habit down to a T lol

We chug the whole glass, cleanse the whole system lol #halfjoking lol

Childhood leaded gasoline exposure damaged Americans' mental health — Popular Science Lead is a well known neurotoxin. It’s also a common pollutant. New research estimates the toll that those two truths, combined, have had on Americans’ mental health.

Need an explanation? Look no further. #HalfJoking

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There's a guy who may or may not shoot up my place of work one day and it's the first time I've been grateful to have a Gen Z kid in the office. They've got a lot of experience planning what to do in case of a shooting.

#halfjoking