I wish my @bigfatson.bsky.social had an ultra competitive mindset. The only thing he’s never satisfied with is dinner!
#dumbson #hatemyson
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My son says he wants to be an astronaut. I said, son, the closest you’re getting to Mars is the candy. Those ships have a weight limit!
#bigfatsoninspace #hatemyson
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