Text image reads: “Whoever designed toilet paper to turn red after wiping is genuinely a genius.” Font is styled like it belongs in an ancient manuscript, but the message is tragically modern. The joke lies in mistaking blood for an intentional design feature—truly a ✨revolutionary✨ medical alert system for your butthole.

If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s red… call a priest.

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I got a new hat, a Bear stroking his cock; series. Spooky season is here 👻 Who can name the protruding bear on my hat? #fcf #gaybear #stroke #nocum #belly #bearbelly #bearchaser #daddysboy #hauntedhole