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"You could complain about how life isn't fair or you can play the cards your dealt. I was dealt bad parents, a okie dokie lookin dinker, and a time in life where nothin matters cuz nothin ever did."
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It's actually not a penis believe it or not. It's a picture OF a penis. ππ
Someone remind me I'm happier with my dick out.
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I'm 95% AI generated and the other 5% is reconstructive robot parts with corpse tissue #facts
"On Thursdays we post porn." π
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It being black and white means it's artsy β¨οΈ
Everyone leave me alone I'm gonna take a nap.
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It actually did believe it or not. I had to go on a magical journey to reclaim it and learn to reuse it and treat it right. It was honestly a wonderfully told story full of plot twists and intriguing scenes but big Hollywood said it had too many people of color and in general was too "Jewy" whatever that means so sadly the project's plug was pulled. π€·ββοΈ sux
Did yallz muthafuckaz think it fell off of somethin?
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Hammer gang
I know I'm obsessed with Monster Hunter Wilds atm, but I am still a naughty slut ass muthafucka so don't forget about that.
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*Megan Thee Stallion noises*
I JUST KIDDING!!!
Shaved and ready to misbehave!
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Sit on my dick or dropkick me in my sternum.
Have I posted this dick pic before? How would you rate it? WHY WOULD YOU RATE IT THAT?! ... why so low? Cuz the blurriness? Cuz the horniness?... don't be mean.
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Black and white dick pics means they're artsy.
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Sittin bare ass on the pillow I rest my head on after havin $20 of taco bell cuz I live life mΓ‘s
I forgot where I put my clothes.
Can you help me find them?
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I have over 1000 dick pics and cumshot vids with another 600 that I'm slowly posting cuz shit takes time. It's all free. I don't charge for anything. I'm just an attention whore...and a normal whoreππ
I'm so frustrating.
All I want is to be seen.
But never promote.
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Hey idiot... sorry about tricking you earlier. Hope you forgives me. I'm just a little mischievous guy. Idk what to do. Mayhaps I need to be punished? π€π€·ββοΈ
I wanna dye my armpit hair bright green and dance under the name "Algae Underarms"
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Tricked you again idiot. It's a pic of my hairy back and bald head. Gotta shave my head and face but... should I shave my back? It's kinda wild I didn't even know my back was hairy like that til I started trying to take better booty pics, which also got me to start workin out my lower body and back more now that I myself could see how outa shape I was back there... point is everyone should be takin naked pics of themselves. Listen to Moira Rose you fuckin idiots.
I have two people who truly believe in me and a small handful of people who might kinda believe in me and I'm gonna do everything I can to not let tΜΆhΜΆeΜΆmΜΆ myself down.
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Got all horned up while I was shopping around for auto insurance. I can't decide which loveable commercial spokesperson I wants takin me out backs and fuckin me hard stylez but it's a close race between Flo from Progressive or Mayhem from Allstate. Mayhaps a threesumz? "Ugh fully coverage me!!!π©π«"
There's a dong in this pic
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Look how tiny. Cute ain't it? Adorable lil fella. Aw
There's a foot in this picture. It is there on purpose. For those people that are into feet. I'm not into feet myself, but I trys not to shames the ones whomst ams into feets.... I like pineapple on pizza. So there. π€·ββοΈ
There appears to be a resurgence of porn bots following me.
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Chances are I wouldn't like ya iffin I ever met ya.
I have like 500 dick pics to upload to my stupid fuckin onlyfans but I'm so gosh darned lazy. π€·ββοΈ
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Is Barbara Walters dead? Anyone remember her? Is she still around? Did she die a good woman or was she canceled? Or again... is she still alive? Should we cancel her? Good. Fuck her. Let her die a villain. Good riddance. Unless she's already dead... in which case R.I.P. ?? π€·ββοΈ
I don't have mass appeal.
I also don't have niche appeal.
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Some idiot on the intertronz put some other idiots idiot ass face on some other idiots dickilylickily. It's some kinda conspiracy or something π€·ββοΈ
I want people to like me.
Then I remember that I hate people.
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Tricked you again fools! It's Xibi lookin all cute and annoyed that I won't give her the food offa my plate. Bitch doesn't even get down and beg like a normal dog. SHES NOT EVEN IN MY EYELINE!!! I had to turn around to see her like that. Xibi how are you sposed to get food that way!? ... well it worked I guess cuz I did turn around and I did see you and you did get snacks. Good job. "To Xibalba!"
Here be a pic of my peepee that you grandmama said made her believe in God.
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I hate promoting myself. Idk why. I'm not ashamed of the crap I'm doing. I just don't like trying to convince people to look at my stuff yknow. Like I'm so bullshit popup ad but that's just the nature of the world yknow. If you make something that you're proud of you should show it off. Someone wants to see and hear about it you just gotta find the right someones. *ahem* "this here is a picture of my dingdang" ππ
I have a buncha dick pics and cumshot vids or whatever. My content is incredibly mid as fuck. Not even super active atm cuz life be crazy. ... anywayz
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Tricked you again you fuckin idiots. ... idk why I'm like this. ... look it's my two marker doodles. Neat huh? ... anywayz... whatcha doin? Ya doin good? World is crazy right now ain't it? Wild stuff. Wild stuff. Be safe out there. Make sure you're getting enough fiber in your diet. Wash yo underwears. Rotate yo tires. Align your chakras. Don't do your taxes.
GONNA POST 100 DICK PICS TODAY!!!
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It's numbers on a screen.
Just kidding. No dick pics today.
Not everything I post is a picture of my penis.
Sometimes I have accomplishments that I want to share. For instance today I went for my first run in a good while and I'm proud of myself for that.
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90% of this image is AI generated and the other over 9000% is whey protein. ... for the gains. πͺππ
You probably wouldn't think this by looking at me but I'm a fuckin idiot.
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American democracy might be crumbling before our very eyes and you're here scrolling the internet for dick pics!? You should be ashamed of yourselves or somethin or somethin who cares. π€·ββοΈ
I can do no wrong.
"Wrong" comes from opinion.
Here have a dick pic.
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Nasty man juice on my nasty man bits
Look what you've done you filthy nasty boy
Orgasms are evil and you should feel shame for encouraging anyone who engages in sexuals intercourses. Harhumph!
I AM SEX BOT!
HEAR ME SEX!
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Not actually a dick pic. Sorry I lied to you. It's a close up shot of the doodle I'm doodlin at the moment which is secret so like.. why post this? Idk. π€·ββοΈ guess I'm attention seekin hoe ass
Disassociating so hard that I've only blinked like 5 times in the past 3 days.
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Hath I doth posteed thus picketh of the dicketh before-eth!??! Whomst cares π€·ββοΈ
Believe it or not I'm in my redemption arc
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https://open.spotify.com/track/2dOwL7OS1lMfAL0il4y2Wx?si=0qY788l_QXyXrxXXwzVJ6w
My cries for help are being heard by the wrong people.
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