Every day before I leave for work, I give each one of these three a hug. They're the best and I wish they could text me while I'm at work so they can fill me in on all the fun shit they do, like chasing squirrels and sleeping. #dogs #wolfgangthedog #dollythedog #hazelnutthedog #petdad

I always know when the fire house down the road gets a call because their trucks will blast their sirens, and then Hazelnut will howl along with said sirens. Unless she's sleeping. #hazelnutthedog #winfieldscottthecat

Knives used to spread peanut butter in our house get a preliminary tounge-wash before being properly washed off in the sink. The tounge-wash is essential. It is tradition. It is sacred. The earth will fall out of orbit if this ritual is not completed. #dollythedog #wolfgangthedog #hazelnutthedog