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My boy Fizz!!
Horniest Three People in a Trenchcoat gag I have ever seen.
This is not what I meant by Three Imps in a Trenchcoat. 🤣🤣🤣
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Screenshot from Mission: Bigfoot where Blitzø talks to Moxxie under Millie’s trenchcoat. It makes it look like Blitzø is blowing Millie.
close enough
welcome back, stolas’ cloaca
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currently thinking about the different perspectives we got for this moment in time within the show and the small little differences between both Blitz's and Stolas' perspectives rn.
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Ok so now this sinsta post has a new meaning. Stolas likes to walk around with a vibrator inside since the first time at the office when he surprised Blitzø with it. And he's asking "do you like it my little explorer"?
I'm deceased 😂
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Very important dialogues 😂🔥
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Soooo Youtooz had inside info, those candles 😳
Just currently obsessing over the little cigarette sharing thing Stolitz has going on rn #helluvaboss #hbspoilers
I can’t tell if I’m just riding the high of horny Stolas being returned to us, but I can’t stop lip reading/beak reading him as saying “daddy’s little cocksleeve”
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me existing before mission zero: Stolas was probably so eager and unprepared for their first time 🥺 Blitzø’s first sign of affection was going slowly and taking care of him 🥺 showing him his limits 🥺
me after mission zero: Stolas spun on Blitzø’s dick and almost snapped it in half #hbspoilers
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I kept thinking about this and did the previous scene 😂 Pringles needs a raise
Something I've seen a few people say now is that this render within the new episode is supposed to showcase all the villains of the show, while I can see why people say that, I can't exactly agree with it tbh. (1/4) #helluvaboss #hbspoilers
Blitz then goes on a few missions, possibly has a few more encounters with Stolas (?) and THEN Stolas offers the deal to a distracted Blitz and well, the rest is history.
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At some point later, Blitz officially opens IMP and as he's preparing to go on his very first mission in the human world, Stolas has tracked him down and after some more crazy wild sex in Blitz's office, he lets Blitz keep the grimoire with the promise they will meet again.
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The next morning he announces loudly that he fucked Stolas to HIS WIFE and immediately afterwards Stolas “asks” Stella for a divorce.
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I cannot believe how crazy the timeline is for the beginning of “Stolas and Blitz”. For starters, Blitz sneaks into the palace to steal the book but ends up sleeping with Stolas and staying over.
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....they didn't cross off blitz's name in the endcredits for ozzie's 🤨 so I guess either the first one was a mistake or this one is... how fun 🙃
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I actually can't do this. they made ozzie's hurt 10 times more and it was already the episode that hurt me the most (yes even more than full moon, apology tour AND ghostfuckers)
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the added context from mission zero is killing me. blitz literally apologized for telling stella they slept together AND NOW IN OZZIE IT GETS THROWN IN HIS FACE THAT HE "BROKE A FAMILY" AND STOLAS HIDES HIS FACE IN SHAME AND JUST GAHHH I CANT MAN THIS EPISODE JUST HURTS ME 🫠
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Yay for continuation 🤭
Changing his robe in AT because of his "throw away the shit from youe ex" era... Then getting vanished and missing his memento 😭 All the angst
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Y’all we’re gonna have The Framework Talk, and I’m gonna use Stolitz as the main references.
If you haven’t yet Experienced the joy, get on up outta here til you do. Or don’t- I’m not even your real dad, but one cut is all you get :p
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It didn't went as planned
the sole downside of Mission Zero releasing: before, I could cope with the wait until S3 just fine, being thankful that we would be fed with a new pilot and the eventual return of more shorts
but nOW I CAN’T STOP RUMINATING ON WHO THE SHADOWY INSECT PERSON IS???? VIVZIE WHO IS THAT?? #hbspoilers
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I'm stuck at the spooning, really really brain dead here... should I draw to process it? 🥹 I mean it's so adorable
Mr. I'm a fuckboy that don't call bitches in the morning, fell for the power of fluffy feathers instantly 💖
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I'm obsessed about Stolas bending like this, I need to study this body height difference because to be face to face he's breaking his spine 😂 Blitzø said he was flexible lol. New refs to draw 💖🔥
How long do you think it took for Blitz to install the famous Stolas alarm button after he had sex with Stolas in the office within the new pilot episode?
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Thoughts on Mission: Zero
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