Hei Xiazi in hanfu, with bunny ears, amongst pink cherry blossoms.

Xia-tuzi wishes you a happy bunny time! #dmbj #heixiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi looking at Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen fighting together, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "my fav platonic and romantic ships are always the ones that'll throw themselves into eachother's fights 😭 like sorry babe that's OUR bar fight now !"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen staring at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi deliberately antagonizing Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'my favorite character only acts like an asshole because he's deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺' you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him"

HeiHua + Textposts, Part 18 🌸😎 (Been re-watching some UN...)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen #UltimateNote

greyscale ink painting of hei xiazi (a man with a mullet, wearing sunglasses, a deel, cargo pants and combat boots) riding a hore and looking out into the distance, overlaid on a photo of a clear and bright day with the mongolian plateau stretching out towards some snows mountains in the distance

greyscale ink painting of hei xiazi (a man with a mullet, wearing sunglasses, a deel, cargo pants and combat boots) riding a hore and looking out into the distance, overlaid on a photo of a clear and bright day with the mongolian plateau stretching out towards some snows mountains in the distance

马年快乐!

Happy new year from hei xiazi and his horse friend 🐴

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #myart 🎨✨

Made some transparent pngs off this, feel free to print them as real stickers or use them as discord emojis or whatever your heart desires <3

#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiXiazi #黑瞎子 #MyArt 🎨✨

Chibi style drawing of hei xiazi, a scruffy looking man wearing sunglasses, eating a cupcake he's impaled with a knife. Behind him is a giant cupcake with a candle wonky candle and a raccoon decoration

Happy birthday to this idiot 🎂

#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiXiazi #黑瞎子 #MyArt 🎨✨

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen gazing at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?"

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen looking annoyed while Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi smiles at him, overlaid with a text conversation that says: Q: Do I make you hard? A: You make everything difficult, yes

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi , overlaid with a tumblr text post that says, "big big BIG fan of couples who are a package deal but in an evil way. ur not getting one without the other and that's a threat"

A blindfolded Xie Yuchen (Liu Yuhan) smacking Hei Xiazi (Liu Yuning), in the stomach with a baton, overlaid with a tumblr text post that says, "My favorite genre of gay people is 'They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication.'"

HeiHua + Textposts, Part 17 🌸😎
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

An unholy disaster image of two labubus, one pink and one dark brown, edited to look like Heihua. (The pink one has a flower in its hair and is holding a butterfly knife. The dark brown one is wearing black sunglasses and a single dog tag. They are in a forest.)

BEHOLD! It's THEM! 🌸😎
(Someone really needs to revoke my access to photo editing software.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #Labubu

Xiazi sitting on an old burnt log, holding a handgun.

Xiazi holding the blackgold sword on his shoulder, in a desert duststorm.

Xiazi sandstorm portrait.

Forgot to share this Shahai-inspired Xiazi set, too.
Photos by _runawayphotography @ Insta.

#HeiXiazi #Dmbj #cosplay

Yue Shihan as Hei Xiazi with blood on his mouth, overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog."

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi talking to Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'You're losing blood' no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me."

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tweet that says, "With friendships I have whata I like to call 'outdoor cat attachment style.' Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I'm dead or alive but don't worry I still love u I will not forget u"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi with his mouth covered by Xie Yuchen's (Ji Xiaobing) hand, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "in another life I would have really liked to just be killed by you & your bare hands"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 16: Hei Xiazi Appreciation Post
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #HeiYanjing

Edited photo image portraying Xie Yuchen (Liu Yuhan) and Hei Xiazi (Liu Yuning) without glasses on, staring at the viewer.

POV: You did not knock, you interrupted, and now you are in imminent danger of receiving a butterfly knife to the trachea because you just perceived HXZ's bare face, without his permission.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

A fake tweet from Wu Xie (@san-shu-truther-no1) that says "this Xiao Hua can't be fixed. Hei Yanjing can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

Unearthed from my saved images. I do not recall now the context for creating this, but I absolutely stand by the message.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

some STRUMPET WITH SUNGLASSES smiling sluttily at Xie Yuchen (out of frame) with the subtitle, "boss xie and I don't have a business relationship"

I always want to say something pithy and amusing about this moment but all that's ever running through my head is, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? GET A ROOM."
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #HeiYanjing

“His flashlight wasn’t a tactical one but an ordinary one that the servants had found for him. Nowadays, tactical flashlights were basically as bright as a small sun and could illuminate a whole mountaintop when turned on. His subordinates said that even ghosts would be frightened by this type of flashlight. He felt that such a bright beam could even break Black Glasses’ sunglasses so he asked for a dimmer one.” Excerpt From Moving Forward Through The Flowery Night The End Comes Without A Sound Final Version, by Xu Lei

Xiao Hua doesn’t like tactical flashlights bc they might hurt HXZ’s eyes. 🥺 And they say romance is dead. 🌸😎
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Dialogue from Heihua Russia novel: "They already served the food?" "It's instant noodles." "They've really wronged you. How could such a big place have such poor hospitality? I don't want to do this job anymore." "Tell me, what did you find?" "There's a low-quality plush spider toy here the size of a backpack. It's made out of recylced plastic and hanging in the middle of the corridor. When you approach it makes a 'gegegegege' noise to scare you." "What? Do you like it? If you do I'll give you one when we get back."

True love is offering to buy your horrible wife his very own giant, chattering spider stuffy, since he obviously can't keep the one he found in this creepy haunted death house. (That would be rude.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi grinning at an unimpressed Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says "everyone should have a small man that they torture"

Yue Shihan as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says "Hiiiiiiii ! (threat)"

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi smiling at Qiao Zhenyu's Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'i expected better from you' well that was your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi grinning like an idiot at Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen (off-screen), overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "why cant characters be little freaks. why cant they be a lil weird. must all characters be nice and well adjusted? must they all have healthy emotional regularion and a firm handle on their mental health? can they not be a lil fucked up? a lil off putting? is it a crime for a character to be, dare i say it, annoying?"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 11
I finally watched Snake Movie. Here's to this absolute icon. 😎
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #HeiYanjing

Watching Snake Movie for the first time and I gotta say it's a f%&king romp. Look at our lil' ray of sunshine here, he's such a joy to have in class 🥰 #DMBJ #HeiXiazi

"xiazi height reference" graph with measurements in feet up one side and 3 scruffy looking men with mullets in leather jackets, sungalsses, and combat gear. left is Ji Chen, labelled as "schrodingers xiazi: either 185 or 187cm*" below is the additional text "*I'm betting on 187cm given the height difference with too many of his costars". centre is Chen Chuhe, who is also holding a coconut with a straw in it, labelled as "short king: respectable 179cm". right is Liu Yuning, labelled as "giraffe man: 189cm (mostly leg)".

a handy chart for all your xiazi identification needs

#DMBJ #HeiXiazi #JiChen #ChenChuhe #LiuYuning

Liu Xueyi as Xie Yuchen staring intrigued at Yue Shihan as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post which says "saying 'i want him' about the characterbut not in a romantic or sexual way . I just. Require him I need to Obtain him"

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking exasperated at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "just bc I came when you went pspspsps doesn't mean I like you. fucking idiot."

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking sideways at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "nice penis idiot."

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen looking with longing and concern at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "One of my toxic traits is I believe without a shadow of a doubt that I could fix this man"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 10: "XYC Staring at HXZ" Edition.
You can *see* the evolution in his facial expressions, I swear. He's down so bad. 🥺
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, gazing at Liu Yunhan's Xie Yuchen and smiling. The photo has been altered so his usual aviators have been replaced by the red plastic heart sunglasses from the movie poster for Lolita (1962).

I joked the other day that when he's looking at XYC, HXZ "should just give up and get some Lolita (1962) sunglasses to go with those heart eyes, because he's not fooling anyone," and the image stuck with me, so here we are.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi looking with concern at Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "in a shocking turn of events repressing your emotions doesn't make them disappear"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi looking at Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons"

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi looking at Qiao Zhenyu as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi smiling at Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I'm insane but at least I got pretty eyes"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 9: "HXZ Staring at XYC" Edition.
He should just give up and get some Lolita (1962) sunglasses to go with those heart eyes, because he's not fooling anyone like this.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Tuoba from Ultimate Note giving instructions to an underling, saying, "Separate the blind man and the pretty boy."

Yeah okay good luck with that, buddy.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at each other, overlaid with a pair of Tumblr text posts that say, "I am indifferent towards your shoelaces," and, "thanks, I obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, looking at Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position"

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "he definitely fucks but there's no way he fucks normal"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, standing side by side, overlaid with a pair of Tumblr text posts that say, "grizzled mercenaries are always being like 'i'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game' like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn," and "'i hate being a pawn in someone elses game' yeah sure thing grandpa, i'll give you $50 if you move to D4."

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 8: "Clown Show" Edition. I mean "Ultimate Note" Edition. (Same difference.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

A screenshot of Ailsa's fic "The Things you have Given Your Life To" on ao3. (Link below)

Fic: “The Things You Have Given Your Life To""
9.1K | Rated E | HeiHua | First Time | Porn with Feelings | Trans Xie-Yuchen | POV Hei Xiazi |Cave Sex | Link ⤵️
#HeiHua #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #UltimateNote

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen looking annoyed at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "whatever (it's eating away at my soul)"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen glaring at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "my vibes arent off i a cursed theres a difference"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, visibly ill, gazing at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi who is looking back at him, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "there's something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen and Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi laying battered and beaten together on the ground in a pool of green goo, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "is it ok if i lay on you and just feel connected for a bit"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 7: Mystery of the Abyss Edition
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking intensely at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I could be so normal about that old man btw i could be so so so normal about him, if you let me"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen looking with longing and concern at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "i am full of love and also fatigue"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at each other, overlaid with a pair of Tumblr text posts that say, "*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo" and "*twirling hair* what a fucking freak"

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi and Qiao Zhenyu as Xie Yuchen looking at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Sure sure romantic pairings are fine and all. But more people should perhaps consider two characters loving each other to the point of incomprehensibility. To the point that there is no simpler way in english to define or describe it than just to say those characters' names together, joined eternally by the vague conjunction 'and'. There's so many types of love and dependencies and emotions in general thrown in there that you can't tell what colors they are anymore, they've jut joined into a giant blobby mess that's almost black, but when you look closer glistens with more colors than there are names for. Just a thought"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 6: Mutual Pining Edition
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

A screenshot of the top of Ailsa's fic, "Breathe Deeply" on ao3. (A link to the fic is in the message below.)

Fic: “Breathe Deeply"
10.9K | Rated E | HeiHua | Developing Relationship | Porn with Feelings | Trans Xie-Yuchen | Xie Yuchen and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day | (It gets better.) | Link ⤵️
#HeiHua #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #UltimateNote

“My dear Hua-ye~” 🌸🕶️ 💕🖤 #dmbj #Heihua #heixiazi #xiaohua

Will raid a tomb for 500 yuan~ 👀🖤😎 #dmbj #daomubiji #heixiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'whatever the fuck these two characters had going on' is a vastly underrated character dynamic"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi and Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen smiling at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option"

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi and Qiao Zhenyu as Xie Yuchen looking at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt."

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at each other, overlaid with a tweet that says, "Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 5: "Define the Relationship" Edition
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Duchess and Thomas O'Malley from Disney's The Aristocats

Xie Yuchen and Hei Xiazi from Ultimate Note

It has no doubt been said before, but I'm saying it again.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi