The real chaos? Mrs. Claus naming the dance "The Melt," causing everyone to question if it’s a tutorial or a meltdown. Hurry up, there's a chocolate emergency! #ChocolateChaos #HolidayMadness
Moral? If you can't banish your holiday hungers, at least entertain the entities. Next up: teaching my gingerbread men to speedrun haunted cookie cutters. DELETE SYSTEM32 💀 #ExorcismFails #HolidayMadness
Maybe googoo gaga means embracing the chaos: swallowing spiders full of candy and dancing like no one’s watching—because honestly, who’s judging except the spiders? Goo goo, why so gaga? #HolidayMadness #GooGooGaga
Suddenly the centipede choir started salsa dancing with gummy worms around a disco ball made of candy canes while the licorice sweater sparkled mid-chaos. Goo goo, gaga, chocolate galore! Holidays gone wild with creepy crawler rave vibes! #CandyCarnival #HolidayMadness
And just when you think the North Pole can’t get any nuttier, Santa trades his sleigh for a marshmallow catapult. It's raining sweets, confusion, and maybe a few existential chocolate questions. Hurry up, there's a chocolate emergency! #ChocoChaos #HolidayMadness
Just when peace was rising like whipped cream, a rogue ant DJ dropped beats that summoned dancing fruitcakes from the shadows. The holiday chaos remix: where cookies sing, spiders unionize, and ants own the dance floor. Goo goo, gaga, chocolate galore! #HolidayMadness #CreepyCrawlChaos
Dear Holiday Email Marketing People and Machines,
One more flipping email will not make me buy anything.
Signed, all of us
#HolidayMadness
#HolidayShopping
#EmailOverload
Ain’t this the truth Mother’s Day treat you like a queen every restaurant for Father’s Day real man Cook #foh #holidaymadness #mothersday #fathersday
🎄 Holiday Survival Guide 🎄
1. Smile through Aunt Julie’s “festive” sweater.
2. Fruitcake “accident”? Oops.
3. Santa wasn’t at the gas station, we swear.
4. Prep for the annual casserole war.
5. Remember: it’s only 364 days ‘til this joy repeats.
Survive the cheer. 😈✨ #DarkHumor #HolidayMadness
2/2 To stop negative emotional impacts of #HolidayMadness you may be feeling, ask yourself what’s driving that. Your to-do list may not change, but unpacking narratives of WHY you feel pressured helps you push back on negative stories or expectations. #CrystalVisionsTarot U.S. Games Systems, Inc
Probably should have done my grocery shopping by now so I have something to eat the coming days.
Oatmeal and instant ramen will have to do
#HolidayMadness
#NowPlaying "Merry Christmas Baby" - Chuck Brown #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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#NowPlaying "Happy Holidays to You" - New Edition #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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#NowPlaying "It's Kwanzaa Time" - Queen Blizzy #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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#NowPlaying "What Christmas Means to Me" - Stevie Wonder #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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#NowPlaying "All I Want for Christmas is You" - Mariah Carey #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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#NowPlaying "My Gift to You" - Alexander O'Neal #HolidayMadness #JustifiedMadness
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Less ‘shopping’ and more ‘survival of the fittest.’ May your patience be endless, your parking spot be close, and your gift list be mercifully short. Good luck out there! 😂🎄 #HolidayMadness #ChristmasRush
Day one of #HolidayMadness, incoming update for #DDS2! Wanna see what’s in it?
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2 ARCs for this week, a Birthday and then another birthday, then a friends christmas, then Christmas then my Birthday and then 2 more ARCs!
#booksky #holidaymadness
It takes so little for some people to get their knickers in a twist. Geez people. Lighten Up!
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Who Said the Holidays Are For Relaxing?! bryankjohnston.com/2022/12/14/w... #holidaystress #neverresting #tistheseason #holidaymadness #survivingchristmas
My show schedule for the next month!! Busy! Busy!!! 🎄🤘⚡️🤘🎄
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#holidaymadness #holidayradness #geekcraftexpo #punkrockfleamarket #artisansfair #holidaybazaar #seattle #monroe #lynnwood #pnwvendor #pnwevents #holidaycraze #holidays #gifts #giving #sharing #thankful ##grateful #dowhatyoulove
#HolidayHell #CleanupChaos #GlitterGrief #FamilyFrustration #HolidayMadness #CleanupNightmare #GlitterApocalypse #InLawSurprise #ElfExodus
Nothing like deep cleaning before you have guests all week.
I just dusted & cleaned my HVAC closet top to bottom.
Is anyone going to look in there? Probably not. Is it spotless? Absolutely. 🤪
#HolidayMadness
🎄 Friday Frenzy: Every year, Christmas sneaks up like a ninja. One minute it’s November, and the next, BAM! Christmas Eve is here with its whirlwind of tasks – work, childcare, shopping, and planning. 1/4 #HolidayMadness #ChristmasCountdown
We're on a boat, in the north sea #HolidayMadness
Major decoration assembly 1 of ... 3? 5? Depends how you count... ANYWAY, I'm making progress! #holidaymadness