#hotdogchat would be into this

How does one calculate said glizzy consumption? I, for instance, had a half smoke in Nationals Park today. Does that count for my home (Afton), DC, or not at all, because it counts as a sausage? #hotdogchat #benschilibowl

They made me sign an NDA to join the #hotdogchat so I’m sorry but you won’t be made privy to any information in said chat. Thank god Hegseth wasn’t invited amarite?

Me eating too corn dogs at the same time

I’m willing to take two corn dogs at once #hotdogchat #stats