Looks like my fridge started a pyramid scheme selling ice to the freezer. The lawn mower’s filing for benefits and the cat just got promoted to CFO of the living room. If your house turns into a corporate jungle, just enjoy the mayhem, fuck it. 🏡🔥 #HouseOfChaos
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Yesterday, Trump told his billionaire buddies to buy stock, then he cancelled or postponed the tariffs. Today they cheered as they voted to pass their budget that will gut Medicaid #houseofchaos #trumpstariffs #stockmarketcrash
Congrats to Mike Johnson on becoming Speaker of the House for the most dysfunctional GOP in history.
The bar was low, but you nailed it.
Quite the résumé builder.
A true honor.
#Leadership #GOPClownShow
#HouseOfChaos
#RepublicanTrainwreck
Elon Musk as Speaker?
Finally, Congress will have someone who can tank democracy as fast as a Tesla stock tweet.
If Elon becomes Speaker, expect Congress to run like Twitter: layoffs, chaos, a paywall for democracy, memes & X polls….
#FreeSpeechOnly8$
#FullSelfDestruction
#HouseOfChaos
Elon Floated to Replace Johnson as House Speaker in Latest Bonkers Move
flip.it/2WDiMcThe House just turned into an episode of Black Mirror. Elon Musk for Speaker? What's next—SpaceX launching a filibuster into orbit? #MuskForSpeaker #DogeOverDome #HouseOfChaos
