I can not stand people who keep having to say they are the foremost expert or a leading expert about a subject. Especially when they haven’t published anything on the subject or done anything other than claim to be an expert. #project2025 #racism #iamsmart
Insulting his dumbass followers 🤡s I don't like you, I fking despise you.
#iamsmart
let's see how this goes-
Jerry Jones won super bowls with Jimmy Johnson in charge.
As GM Jerry fired Johnson to prove Jerry is a brilliant genius (a common disease amongst billionaires)
After Johnson & his players left, Jerry the genius went 5 - 13 in playoffs, no Super Bowls
#SalaryCap #IamSmart
No, like, hear me out. What if we paid the people who makes the games more than the people who say "hey, I told them to add micro transactions on that single-player story-driven game my company owns."
I bet this would help alleviate a bit of the struggles the game industry is having now. #iamsmart
I'm watching an old Mary Pickford silent film, "Fanchon the Cricket" and it's got the most goddamned annoying music playing over top of it and it took me 12 minutes to realize... It's a fucking silent film I can fuckin' mute this shit and won't miss a thing. #iAMSmart
Why do I whisper on the phone when the other person whispers? It’s not like we’re in the same room. 🤦♀️😂
#IAmSmart
Knowingly being dumb and amusing yourself is much better than trying to amuse a bunch of people on the internet that you don’t know. #iamsmart
If reading books that have gay people in it makes you gay, that book I read on Albert Einstein should take effect any day now…
#fridaythoughts #MAGAlogic #iamsmart
For the longest time, I was concerned that I couldn't find my current passport. Today, I realized that I'd been looking at the issue date, not the expiration date, of the one I had at hand. #iamsmart
manually trim and resize these 16 images in 25 minutes, OR spend 2 hours haphazardly googling how to automate the process? #iAmSmart
