#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Matt Gaetz urges Elon Musk to take over Forever 21.
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Trump social media post announcing 'advertising campaign' about "how bad Fentanyl is for people to use."
#iNews9K BREAKING: Trump appoints Nancy Reagan to lead United States Advertising Campaign following seance.
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: GOP donor, major player in urban redevelopment projects, asks DOGE to eliminate Monarch agency.
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Nancy Mace proposed House transparency rule— stall doors to be removed from all Congressional restrooms.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Dr. Who named NASA Administrator. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/h...
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: The days are numbered for the Government Accountability Office. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
#iNews9K WEEK IN REVIEW: Trump Wins North Minehead By-Election.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: New administration joining forces with Trump Organization to drive UN out of NYC, acquire it's iconic HQ complex.
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Musk is at Mar-a-Lago to reorganize the Stolen Documents Repository.
Daily Beast post from Threads: "Dana Carvey just sounds like Dana Carvey," Musk wrote on X. From article "Elon Musk Trashes Dana Carvey's 'SNL' Impression of Him"
#iNews9K NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Trump urges House to take up comedy regulatory legislation.
#iNews9K NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Trump, advised by RFK Jr, bans all elections "because in addition to dividing families, they are so harmful to Ammericans' mental health."
#iNews9K DEVELOPING: Dozens of city councils in red states are considering ordinances declaring themselves Squirrel Sanctuary Cities.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Dinesh D'Souza set to direct "A Very Brady Insurrection."
#iNews9K NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Barron Trump called "most eligible for witness protection." www.thedailybeast.com/eric-trump-g...
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Greene accidentally lands on the fact that climate change is different from 'the weather.'
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Jeff Bezos in move to drive Patrick Soon-Shiong out of chaos business and dominate the chaos market.
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#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Trump continues campaign tour of schwing states.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Donut makers refer to the vacant space in the center of donuts as the JD Vance.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Trump counting his chickenshits before they're hatched. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Angry Trump says Iranians "were supposed to collude, not intrude!"
Clip of NY Times/Siena poll showing Harris now leading Trump in 4 of 5 key questions.
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Trump planning to take back polling lead from Harris by shooting himself in the other ear in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
Trump post re: no tax on Social Security or tips
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: "National free parking for Christians!"
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Zinke had hit squad take out Smokey and bring him his hat as proof. www.rawstory.com/ryan-zinke-2...
#iNews9K CORRECTION: JD Vance had sex with a conch. We regret the error.
JD Vance avec beard
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Of course JD Vance has pets, he just doesn't like cats. Here he is posing with his pet beard mites. #childless_cat_lady
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: "They're not giving us the answer we want!"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
#iNews9K #SourcesSay: The Times has resurrected Pauline Kael.
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Black hole, white noise. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Dreams of a New Vichy lie in ruins.