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You know what they say. Out of sight out of view.

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A picture is worth a thousand words. Unfortunately, those one thousand words were worth nothing.

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You know what happens when you assume?

Sometimes, you're right.

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It's always darkest before the dawn was first uttered by someone who didn't understand what sleep was.

"Why is it so dark right before the dawn?"

Uhhh because your eyes were closed ๐Ÿ™„

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I've been giving a friend the cold shoulder for months and every time I do they say, "Hey, stop putting ice on me. It makes my shoulder very cold."

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A bird in the hand is probably one that you own.

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I've made my bed and now I must lie...to myself about how I'm definitely gonna get up and not continue to keep scrolling through Tik Tok until I'm definitely late to work.

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As a self-confessed pedant here are three sayings that drive me up the wall - everything happens for a reason - it is as it is- the proliferation of the word 'like'. Feel free to give additions #idioticidioms

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