[Q. If I eat Mexican food then fall asleep, where am I?]

A. Tacoma.

#DadJokes #IllBeHereAllNight #TryTheTacos

Brigitte Bardot? More like Bigot Bardot!
(I refused to look at many posts about her death so I could maintain a delusion that I was the first to post this.)

#IllBeHereAllNight #ThankYouVeryMuch

a dolphin with a needle in its mouth says i am artiste ALT: a dolphin with a needle in its mouth says i am artiste

The dilemma of an art museum’s name being an acronym spelling a silly word (BAM, DAM, CLAM…) or possibly being read as Museum o’ Fart. #museums #Illbehereallnight

Q. How can you tell if a fly can follow stage directions?
A. You give it a Fly Cue test
#illbehereallnight

my awesom friend crazysquar e ‘ !!!!! 😇

#thisiscrazy #square #LOLgetit #illbehereallnight #anyway #digitalart #procreate #art #roblox #brightaslcolors #tspmoicl

Q. Why was the #typographer ignorant of kerned events?

A. They just didn't know what was a kern

#joke #wit #humor #kerning #typography #illbehereallnight
#star

Roller derby has pyramid schemes now? Started by player named Amway-ahead-uvya, probs. #talk2wftda #illbehereallnight

"This Dallas box is impressive." That's what she said. #talk2wftda #illbehereallnight