#SongDedication for my cats, this morning. 🎶

The orange one puked on my pillow yesterday. The grey one puked on my office chair this morning.

▶️ Brunswick Project - Jerk Cat, The Song 😼

(This one really slaps).

#MusicSky #satire #comedy #catsky #cats #JerkCat #ImAJerk

Also, apologies for confusing anyone who thought @ArrestedDevOps already had an intern. We don’t. @trevorghess is a co-host #imajerk

When I see on #Facebook that someone is #engaged after already living together, I'm even more disinterested than usual. #ImAJerk

I love being done and watching everyone else still tweeting about finals #imajerk

Hey everybody: @taradublinrocks and @mistergiuntoli are totally dating! #ThisIsHowRumorsGetStarted #ImAJerk #SorryDavid #AndTara

Woah, I didn't know Tina Fey had a new album out. #Conan #ImAJerk

Morning team coco friends! Any of you fine fine people happen to catch the t shirt code from last night's episode? #ImAJerk

Dear Kelly Pickler: I'd come to your concert in ABQ if your name was Kelly Pickles. You're just one letter off!!! #ImAJerk

The Chin was on my television for about a second. My response, "OH DEAR GOD..." #ImAJerk

Woman selling perfume, "Your wife or girlfriend will love it." Me "How did you know I'm cheating on my wife?" #ImAJerk

@camillealexa DO NOT USE THE UNOFFICIAL HASHTAG THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE. D: #imajerk

hey... is it supposed to snow? #imajerk

I love calling the security guard Paul Blart. #imajerk