The outfit's a solid 8 (more points of you showed some toe)π
The titty drop? 10+ #perfecttitties #ithinkiminlove #justkidding #imnotkidding #ishouldntpostwhenimhighandhorny #illshutupnow
Iβll be booking that trip to #Mexico π²π½ today π
#ImNotKidding π΄
Maybe suck less? #peoplesuck #imnotkidding
Not to be overly dramatic, but I think we should all be protecting Sesame Street like it was one of the few remaining seals holding back the Apocalypse. #PBS #Imnotkidding #MuppetsForLife @sesamehistory.bsky.social #knuckleup #lockandload for #Elmo
For those of you thinking about whether or not kids are in your future, please know that I added my 16-year-old son to our car insurance today. Our 6 month premium increased $1300. AND it will go up even more once heβs the named driver of his own car.
#themoreyouknow
#imayneverretire
#imnotkidding
On April 20th Donald Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807 on the Southern Border. He will use it to deploy US Military troops into US cities, effectively bypassing all Democratic Governors and mayors.
He will have effectively declared Martial Law.
#imnotkidding
The sense I get from the #Dems in DC (with some notable exceptions): "Hey, let's grab our pool noodles for the big gun fight!" #Resist #Imeanreallywehavetoresist #Imnotkidding
The sense I get from the #Dems in DC (with some notable exceptions: "Hey, let's grab our pool noodles for the big gun fight!" #Resist #Imeanreallywehavetoresist #Imnotkidding
I had some good food and drink while out of town. 10/10. No notes. #hospitalfood #imnotkidding #okthedrinkwasntfromthehospital #maragrita
I realized I can still watch Seth interviews, listen to the Lonely Island and Family Trips podcasts. I'm hoping that will be enough. It sucks because his Biden impression just started taking off. #Imnotkidding! #Andanotherthing
My mom is listening to music with bagpipes in it and my sis is listening to country. GET ME OUT OF HEREEE #savemeplease #imnotkidding
It'll be Emma and Leia's first trip to the Drive-In! They are VERY excited to see The Zookeeper. #ImNotKidding
At&t iPhone peeps: txt "yes" to 11113020 and get 1000 extra rollover minutes. #imnotkidding