A picture of a bowl of fancy vegetable soup with a spig of garnish. The caption say, "Every chef on TV: Today, I'm going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their kitchen. We'll start with Icelandic sea salt, then add common yak butter, leftover moon basil, and those three tears from a laughing alpaca you've been saving in the freezer."

Every single show is like this. Whatever the hell happened to cut up hotdogs in a box of Kraft Mac & Cheese and a side of peas?

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