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Coffee club in the morning, movie in the afternoon, bingo tonight…someone is retired. #me #imretired

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Every night I message my dumpy wife pretending to be a Nigerian prince who needs money to stave off the Malaria virus ravishing his village. Only way to make her loosen up those purse strings! #dumbwife #imretired

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