Oh your Ma's a minx!!! The #indognity of it! 😱

Although... it's very... becoming... Petunia Petal Pal Tommy (P³T) 😍 You've turned me Ma's head!

Throwback many years to when #SiggySchnauzer once stood under a dog umbrella - like a conventional brolly but, instead of the cover being above the handle, a dog brolly has the handle above the cover so the cover can be held down low to shelter a dog. Talking of dog, this one has a distinctly unimpressed face. He's in the garden - the grass could do with a mow. Chickens (long time RIP) in their run in the background.

Hey #SchnauzerGang pals, anyone else crossing their legs 'cos of the rain?

Me too - although I once* had the #indognity of having to use this 😠

For the benefit of the tape, yes I'd rather get wet! ~THAT bad~ 😲

#DogsOfBluesky

*Yup, made sure I broke it 😅 #ProudEars

So Hugo pal, you know I avoided all the 🐄, 🐑 & 🐇 💩 ALL WEEK?

So I'm home & go for a sneaky bit of 🐈 💩 in the garden but get caught 'cos there was a bit STUCK in my beard (Mum = 🤢 but Dad = 🤮 HONESTLY!).

So you were spot on Hugo pal, just had a beard wash in the garden! The #indognity 😲