🙌: Dawn McMillan at Paeroa Library this morning.

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Bear Poo Beer, Poo In The Potomac, and Baby Delivered At FedEx If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its on time delivery but a bably definately was not considered when making that claim! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Southwest Airlines Starts New Policy For Plus-Sized Passengers - Bear Poo Brew: ‘Nature Calls’ to Debut at 2026 Super Bowl - Carjacking Suspect Stole SUV to Go See Grandmother, Crashed During Chase - A "Small Geyser" of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River - Florida Man Caught Driving A Car That Was ON FIRE—While Drunk - Alabama Man Survived Being Crushed in Garbage Truck—Twice - A Couple Hid 100 Plastic Ducks Throughout Their Home to See If a Hired Cleaner Did Their Job - More Than ⅓ of Teenage Boys Have Admitted to Gambling in the Past Year - Woman Launches a "Deli" On A Seat Tray—from 30,000 Feet in the Air - Snowplow Driver Caught Purposefully Burying Cars in Snow - Maryland Peeping Tom Gets Peeped On—Gets Arrested - Debate: Should a Waitress Refuse to Cut Someone's Burger? - NM Police Arrested  A Couple for Armed Robbery...at an "Adult" Store - Wild Turkeys Are Chasing Wisconsin Residents In Town - Court Reinstates MS Assistant Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book Called I NEED A NEW BUTT - Substitute Teacher Fired After Asking Class Why It is Okay For Black People to Use N-Word But Not Whites - 'Drunker Than Cooter Brown': Substitute Teacher Arrested for DUI at School - EXPRESS DELIVERY: IA Woman Gives Birth During Work Shift at FedEx Facility After Not Knowing She Was Pregnant - Louisiana Sicko Arrested 3rd Time Hoping Someone Would Change His Diaper - Man Strips Naked in Front of Families on Universal Studios Tour, Taunts Employees, Rolls Around on Floor - Philippine Airlines Crew Forced To Scoop Human Waste Mid-Flight After Total Toilet Failure You'll get all the up-to-date with the latest current events stupidity from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to 7 new "winners" who are in this week's Genius Awards!

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Seven years ago today the Scottish Granny went viral on FB reading
I Need a New Bum!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQoY...

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