What do you call someone who's a capitalist when sober and a communist while drunk?
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#dumbforwork
#capitalism
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#itwasgoodforme
Dry erase marxist
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If you're looking to get insurance on your expensive cheese I highly recommend you try State Parm. Like a good wheybor they'll be there.
#pun #punny #itwasgoodforme #dadjoke #dumbforwork #insurance #cheese
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I heard about a new supplemental memory insurance plan geico biloba.
#pun #punny #itwasgoodforme #dadjoke #dumbforwork #insurance #gingkobiloba #geico #gecko
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A werewolf goes into the vet to figure out why they can't seem to get a proper yell out anymore just mostly growls. The vet took a listen and said 'sounds like irritable howl syndrome'
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Weekdays the best creature in folklore to help you plan a trip?
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#punny
#itwasgoodforme
#dadjoke
#dumbforwork
A whendigo.
Also helpful are the wheredigo and whydigo.
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You know what a pornstars favorite game controller is?
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What kind of logic does a sub use?
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Bind-ary
#pun #punny #itwasgoodforme
#developers #sub
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